(RADIO SOUND)
Hello Brothers & Sisters, welcome to the show
SONG - You are the visitor, how can you be part of us.
Sir! Can i ask you something ? Hmmm?
Now a days our army person are making videos and putting them online. Is it right sir?
Dhan Singh, What's your call on it?
Sir! according to me its completely wrong.
It is the same thing that my wife is bitching about me behind my back.
(Laugh)
You understand the Democracy Right?
Everyone has equal right to speak in our democracy.
Still Sir, this is wrong.
A army man give up his family, personal life for his country's protection.
And in return if he won't even get the proper food, then
what's the use of such patriotism?
Sir, there is a saying at my village
Without food one can barely move,
and it is the matter of nation security.
Any ways leave it. Tell me how's everyone at home?
Everyone is good at home.
Irrigation is proper too this year.
(Suspensful music)
Any last wish?
If you really keen on fulfilling my last wish then let me sing a song.
Life is short & he is willing to die sing along.
Let him sing sir!
Anyways they are famous for two things only
One is Terrorism & Secondly Singing & Dancing.
With that we will get some last minute entertainment too.
(Laugh) Lets do the entertainment then.
Sing
I am the little warrior of my nation & a soldier
come along & sing together JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND
JAI HIND JAI HIND
(Cunning Laughs)
Just like this you all scream JAI HIND JAI HIND
and sacrifice yourself for your country INDIA.
And the same Govt. is unable to give you proper food.
No use of such India & being such a Indian
You will be Martyr & We will too
Only difference is
You will die eating lentils & chappati
And we will die after eating "CHICKEN BIRYANI"
See us... If we win our war of jihad, we will become Gaazi
Or if we die, we will become Martyr
When we depart for Jihad our bosses take care of us very well
Our bosses are the Messengers of God
Liquor, Non-Veg & Indian Girls, all are arranged for us
and what you get, lentils that is also filled with water.
I am telling you, still come along with me
I will show you the heavenly life of a Jihadi
You will get all the beauties
Winnings... Come Lets Go
Now speak - Let me show you Heaven here & now
but some where you are speaking truth
do one thing
Run away from here, I am sparing your life.
before i change my mind, you better leave right now
You sure sir, surely i can leave now, surely
Ok Sir, God Bless, I am leaving now
(Whistle)
(Gun Shot)
What you were saying?
We too go along with you
What you know about Indian Army
Siachen's -50 degree to Jaisalmer's 50 degree temperature.
We protect the borders of our country
We didn't join the Army for luxurious lifestyle
We wore this uniform to protect our Motherland
not to eat "CHICKEN BIRYANI"
Telling me to have Chicken Biryani & Jihadi life
Now go & have Chicken Biryani with your uncle OSAMA.
Sir Sir... Today is Sunday & i think
in our menu today we will be having CHICKEN BIRYANI
and sir which movie you are playing for us today BORDER or...
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