1 00:00:01,459 --> 00:00:04,209 (cheerful music) 2 00:00:14,590 --> 00:00:17,000 - Come on, Frank, the rain stopped, 3 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,770 the TV's back on, and we're all together 4 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,500 having a good time. 5 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:22,780 What more could you want? 6 00:00:22,830 --> 00:00:25,078 - A bag of money and a plane ticket. 7 00:00:25,128 --> 00:00:26,990 (laughing) 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,350 Did I miss something? 9 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,460 - Always. 10 00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:31,700 Never stop being you, Frank. 11 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:35,280 - Well, chickens! - Oh, great. 12 00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:39,350 - Jerry loves chickens, they remind him of farm life. 13 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,238 - Are you sure? 14 00:00:40,288 --> 00:00:42,780 I thought it was because they're simple, like him. 15 00:00:42,830 --> 00:00:45,350 - Chickens are not simple, parrot. 16 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,380 They're just as smart as you, minus all the fuss. 17 00:00:48,430 --> 00:00:49,291 Check it out. 18 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,924 (upbeat music) 19 00:01:02,751 --> 00:01:05,668 (chicken clucking) 20 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:16,290 - Chickens are so cool. 21 00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:18,130 I love chickens! 22 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:19,410 - Good for you. 23 00:01:19,460 --> 00:01:22,640 Well, at least this day's almost over, huh? 24 00:01:22,690 --> 00:01:26,893 - Oh, Frank, why do you have to be such a dark cloud? 25 00:01:26,943 --> 00:01:30,110 - The dark clouds were earlier while you were sleeping. 26 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,260 - I know, let's play a game to occupy ourselves 27 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,350 'til our owners get home from work! 28 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,290 - Okay! 29 00:01:36,340 --> 00:01:39,500 - If we play hide-and-seek, would you try to find me? 30 00:01:39,550 --> 00:01:40,570 - Of course. 31 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:42,297 That's what hide-and-seek's all about! 32 00:01:42,347 --> 00:01:44,110 - All right, forget it. 33 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,860 - What about charades? 34 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:46,693 - Yeah! 35 00:01:46,743 --> 00:01:50,440 - Eh, why don't you two chase your tails, or something? 36 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:51,490 I'm getting tired. 37 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:54,810 - Did you ever wonder what we'd do without "Funny Pets"? 38 00:01:54,860 --> 00:01:56,630 - You mean like, get a life? 39 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,130 Do something productive? 40 00:01:58,180 --> 00:02:01,430 - Oh, Frank, I could see if we were watching bad television 41 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,960 or some dumb sitcom, but "Funny Pets" is entertaining 42 00:02:05,010 --> 00:02:07,050 and informative, it's a good time 43 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,620 that happens to be highly educational to boot. 44 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:13,860 - And it really showcases how unique each animal is. 45 00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:16,040 We're all so different from one another, 46 00:02:16,090 --> 00:02:18,870 yet we share a lot of the same behavioral traits 47 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:23,160 as creatures sharing this big, beautiful planet together. 48 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:24,819 - What's gotten into you two? 49 00:02:24,869 --> 00:02:27,630 - Where's this utopian mood coming from? 50 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,234 - Every once in a while we should take a step back 51 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,200 and look at all we have, 52 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:35,540 and all there is to be thankful for, don't you think? 53 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,520 - Is it the holidays or something? 54 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:38,764 - No, we're just really blessed 55 00:02:38,814 --> 00:02:42,570 to have such good friends and so many wonderful animals 56 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,300 to learn about everyday. 57 00:02:44,350 --> 00:02:46,390 - I see your point. - You do? 58 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,350 - Sure! 59 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,730 If I was a quadruped stuck on the ground, 60 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:51,690 wearing an itchy coat all the time, 61 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:54,967 I'd gaze up at my colorful winged parrot friend and be like, 62 00:02:55,017 --> 00:02:56,619 "You are so lucky." 63 00:02:56,669 --> 00:03:00,030 - That's not exactly what we were thinking, Frank. 64 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,590 - Eh, I'd read between the lines. 65 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,310 - You're incorrigible. 66 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,840 - Oh, I don't know what that word means. 67 00:03:06,890 --> 00:03:07,673 - Look it up. 68 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:10,710 - The point is, no matter what our species, 69 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,115 breed, diet, or habitat is-- 70 00:03:13,165 --> 00:03:17,220 - Whether we're birds in the sky, cats and dogs on land, 71 00:03:17,270 --> 00:03:20,750 or fish in the sea, we're all family. 72 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,260 - We're all one under the sun. 73 00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:25,110 - You guys aren't starting a band, are you? 74 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,240 - Hey, the new "Funny Pet." 75 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,300 What is that? 76 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:32,410 - Oh wow, that's my cousin, Chadwick. 77 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:34,720 I haven't seen Chadwick in years. 78 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:36,170 - But that's a fish. 79 00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:38,123 - [Frank] A parrot fish, to be exact. 80 00:03:39,232 --> 00:03:41,982 (cheerful music) 81 00:04:03,525 --> 00:04:05,580 - You're related to a fish? 82 00:04:05,630 --> 00:04:06,910 - Oh, come on. 83 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,120 - Well, let's not get carried away. 84 00:04:09,170 --> 00:04:10,480 He's like, my third cousin. 85 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:13,310 - You know, after getting a good look at them, 86 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:14,790 there are a lot of similarities 87 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,410 between you and the parrot fish, Frank. 88 00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:19,390 - They are kinda handsome, I'll give 'em that. 89 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,960 - I meant markings, behavior, things like that. 90 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:25,640 - Yeah, they're handsome too, though. 91 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:28,840 - And they're eyes are kinda beady like yours. 92 00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:30,400 - Is that so? 93 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:32,580 Well, take a look at this guy here. 94 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:35,240 He's just lounging around on the sea floor. 95 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:37,450 Reminds me a lot of someone I know. 96 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:40,640 Hmm, who could it be? 97 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:41,990 - Lobsters. 98 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,600 They look like somebody you know? 99 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,920 Who could it be? 100 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:47,425 I don't know, let's see. 101 00:04:47,475 --> 00:04:50,058 (bright music) 102 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,610 Lobsters are incredible! 103 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:17,000 Who knew they were so complicated? 104 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,660 - Every animal has a lot more to offer 105 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:22,070 once we look past the surface. 106 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,970 - You mean, there's more going on than meets the eye 107 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,990 with an animal who does nothing but eat, 108 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,690 sleep, watch TV, repeat? 109 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:32,010 - That's exactly what I'm saying, Frank. 110 00:05:32,060 --> 00:05:33,730 Take whales for instance. 111 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:37,820 Did you know that humpback whales produce underwater songs 112 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:40,650 of such complexity and acoustic skill 113 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:44,240 that scientists are still baffled to this day 114 00:05:44,290 --> 00:05:46,290 about how and why they do it? 115 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:48,610 - Somebody oughta get 'em to the Grammys, yeah? 116 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:51,011 - You're impossible. 117 00:05:51,061 --> 00:05:56,061 (exciting music) (waves crashing) 118 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:19,680 - Wow, whales are amazing, you guys. 119 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:22,120 That was really inspiring! 120 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:24,310 After watching that I'm thinking of working 121 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,870 on my own yodeling. 122 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,870 - Oh no, please, don't do that. 123 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:31,210 - I'm actually gonna agree with Frank this one time, Jerry. 124 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,682 Your yodeling doesn't need-- 125 00:06:32,732 --> 00:06:36,882 - Anything, it's fine just the way it is, in memory. 126 00:06:36,932 --> 00:06:39,550 - In fact, it's better in memory. 127 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:43,180 - Yeah, it wouldn't be nearly as special 128 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:44,610 if we heard it everyday. 129 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:45,710 - Are you sure? 130 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,810 Because it's been a while since I-- 131 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:48,910 - [Mandy And Frank] We're sure. 132 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,018 - Oh, okay. 133 00:06:50,068 --> 00:06:50,991 - Phew. 134 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:56,041 (Jerry clearing throat) (howling loudly) 135 00:06:56,718 --> 00:06:58,570 - All right, that's it. 136 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:01,250 From now on, we watch TV on mute. 137 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,299 - Agreed. 138 00:07:03,349 --> 00:07:08,349 (birds squawking) (slow music) 139 00:07:28,086 --> 00:07:31,760 - Whoa, look at those guys, they're huge! 140 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:35,687 - [Mandy] Some people even keep alligators as pets. 141 00:07:35,737 --> 00:07:36,710 - What? 142 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:37,831 Are you kidding me? 143 00:07:37,881 --> 00:07:40,510 Alligators just eat people, don't they? 144 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,150 - Only if you don't watch it. 145 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,260 - Wow, well, I'd say keep your eyes on those guys 146 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:47,630 if you decide to keep them around as pets. 147 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,260 - I know, right? 148 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:52,300 - I tell ya, there's a tons of pets out there 149 00:07:52,350 --> 00:07:55,030 and some folks keep alligators. 150 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:55,863 Wild. 151 00:07:55,913 --> 00:07:58,990 - You don't ever wanna see those alligators in person, 152 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,060 and definitely not up close. 153 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:03,320 - It takes a special kinda person 154 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:05,390 to keep an alligator as a pet. 155 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,320 - You don't wanna meet that person, either. 156 00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:09,350 - You don't have to convince me, guys, 157 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,220 it's just wild to think there are different kinds of pets 158 00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:13,500 all over the world. 159 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:17,197 - Well, I tell you, a whole big wide world out there, 160 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:20,990 and the two of you spend all day, everyday, 161 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,090 in this one little house. 162 00:08:23,140 --> 00:08:26,130 You haven't seen any of these animals in person. 163 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:26,963 - Us? 164 00:08:27,013 --> 00:08:28,680 What about you, Mandy? 165 00:08:28,730 --> 00:08:31,350 You haven't seen alligators in person, either. 166 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,850 - And I don't wanna. 167 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:35,140 Say, what other strange animals are out there 168 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:36,650 people keep as pets? 169 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,340 - Oh, there's tons. 170 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:40,662 Check some of those out on "Funny Pets". 171 00:08:40,712 --> 00:08:43,462 (cheerful music) 172 00:09:05,738 --> 00:09:06,521 - [Frank] Whoa! 173 00:09:06,571 --> 00:09:08,350 Check those guys out. 174 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:11,860 - Strange sorts. - all kinds, that's for sure. 175 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:13,950 - Aren't they crazy looking? 176 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,460 - Wow, you're not kidding, they sure are. 177 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:18,880 - They're not as crazy looking 178 00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:20,377 as my Uncle Pat, I'll tell you that. 179 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:23,430 - What did you Uncle Pat look like, Frank? 180 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,013 - Uncle Pat was half cockapoo, half cockatoo. 181 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,117 - Half what? 182 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:29,980 - You just call my uncle a halfwit? 183 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:32,910 - No he didn't, you just confused him, that's all. 184 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,829 - Cackapoos and cockatoes, and whatnot. 185 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,447 - Oh, right. 186 00:09:37,497 --> 00:09:40,047 I guess dogs aren't as exotic as birds are. 187 00:09:40,097 --> 00:09:41,630 Not as many wacky breeds. 188 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,540 - That's not true at all, Frank. 189 00:09:43,590 --> 00:09:46,160 Have you ever seen any Asian breeds? 190 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:50,085 Talk about wild and crazy dogs. 191 00:09:50,135 --> 00:09:53,552 (bright whistling music) 192 00:10:14,403 --> 00:10:15,440 - See what I mean? 193 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:18,156 I never even knew all those dog breeds existed. 194 00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:20,870 - Welcome to the world, Jerry boy. 195 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,420 - Wow. 196 00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:25,940 Are there any cats that are that strange out there? 197 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:26,773 - What? 198 00:10:26,823 --> 00:10:28,293 The cats are the strangest of all. 199 00:10:28,343 --> 00:10:30,109 What a bunch of weirdos. 200 00:10:30,159 --> 00:10:33,480 - (clearing throat) Excuse me. 201 00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:37,003 - Sorry there, feline, but if the collar fits, wear it. 202 00:10:37,923 --> 00:10:39,530 You ever heard of the munchkin cat? 203 00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:41,220 - The munchkin cat? 204 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:43,610 No, it sounds dangerous. 205 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:46,010 - It isn't dangerous at all. 206 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:48,236 My second cousin was a munchkin. 207 00:10:48,286 --> 00:10:49,451 - Really? 208 00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:50,936 - Yes, really. 209 00:10:50,986 --> 00:10:54,760 Her name's Lilieput, and she holds the Guinness World Record 210 00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:57,987 for being the shortest living cat in the world. 211 00:10:58,037 --> 00:10:59,690 - Really? - Really? 212 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:01,940 Is it so difficult to comprehend 213 00:11:01,990 --> 00:11:05,803 that I might be related to a cat of some notoriety? 214 00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:07,347 - What did she just ask? 215 00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:09,120 - I'll explain later. 216 00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:11,007 Point is, there are a lot of bizarre 217 00:11:11,057 --> 00:11:14,030 and exotic cats out there in the world. 218 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,316 Look, here's some of them now. 219 00:11:16,366 --> 00:11:18,949 (upbeat music) 220 00:11:41,713 --> 00:11:44,570 - Good golly, what a totally weird, 221 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,640 wild, fun world of pets out there. 222 00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:50,460 - That's just the tip of the iceberg, Jerry, my pal. 223 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,300 You ain't seen nothin' yet. 224 00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:54,910 Wait 'til you get a load of desert life. 225 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,000 - Just when did you get so worldly, Frank? 226 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:58,833 - Me? 227 00:11:58,883 --> 00:12:00,210 I'm a parrot. 228 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:02,740 We're the very definition of worldly. 229 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:07,010 Ask around, there's no more exotic animal in the pet store. 230 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,040 - Mm-hmm. 231 00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:11,260 Well, from what I know, 232 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,650 you were born and raised in captivity, 233 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,750 and you went straight from the bird sanctuary 234 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:19,390 to the pet store, and straight from the pet store to us. 235 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:24,440 So, your vast knowledge of the world and all its animals 236 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,979 comes from watching TV, just like us. 237 00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:33,288 - Well, looky here, "The Craziest Pets on Earth" is up next, 238 00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:36,648 prepare to be educated, quadrupeds. 239 00:12:36,698 --> 00:12:40,198 (upbeat electronic music) 240 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:04,520 - I've heard some folks keep big cats as pets. 241 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:06,120 - Wait, what? 242 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:09,820 Who in their right mind would keep a lion as a pet? 243 00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,670 What kind of fun could they have with it? 244 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,770 They aren't like toms or tabbies, 245 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:18,360 lions only do one thing, hunt, 246 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:21,750 and eat, and scratch. 247 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,633 - Hmm. 248 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:28,060 But that's three things, Mandy. 249 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:31,825 - I know, I know, Jerry, but you get the idea. 250 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,650 - Yeah, he gets it. 251 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:34,740 Don't you, Jer? 252 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:37,250 - Yep, I'm shuttering at the mere thought 253 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,610 of sharing this place with a big lion. 254 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:42,440 I mean, Mandy here is a cat enough for me. 255 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:45,910 - Eh, sometimes a human needs a pet 256 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,860 that has a little more to offer 257 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,960 than marathon napping, or eating the expensive soft food 258 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:53,240 their owners buy them with their hard-earned money. 259 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,707 - That's low, Frank, even for you. 260 00:13:56,757 --> 00:13:57,760 (Frank squawking) 261 00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,190 Low. 262 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,870 - Yeah, whatever. 263 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,370 Like I said, the animal kingdom's vast, 264 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:05,620 and there's lots of humans on our planet. 265 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,340 We all gotta coexist. 266 00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:08,400 You know what I mean? 267 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:11,990 People like pets, pets like people, they go well together. 268 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,201 - Like peanut butter and jelly. 269 00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:17,090 - Yeah, sure, if you like. 270 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,120 - I do like. 271 00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:20,800 I like peanut butter and chocolate, too. 272 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:22,460 What's that candy called? 273 00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:24,840 - You mean the candy that you got into 274 00:14:24,890 --> 00:14:28,260 and ate way too much of last Halloween? 275 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:30,010 - Yeah, that candy! 276 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:32,010 - Peanut butter cups, and you know, 277 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:35,070 chocolate's really not good for dogs, right? 278 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,450 - It did make me pretty sick now that you mention it. 279 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,130 - Well, hopefully you learned your lesson. 280 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,120 - Yeah, like, don't be such a dog 281 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,330 and eat everything in sight. 282 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,840 Sooner or later it catches up to ya. 283 00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:50,800 - Oh, speaking of chocolate, I can't wait to have some more! 284 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:53,224 - But you know who can eat anything in sight? 285 00:14:53,274 --> 00:14:54,057 - [Mandy And Jerry] Who? 286 00:14:54,107 --> 00:14:54,910 - Raccoons. 287 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,780 - Raccoons? 288 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,350 The only way they get into a house 289 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,420 is if they break into to raid the trash. 290 00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:03,930 - That's what you think. 291 00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:06,400 There's so many wild and wacky creatures out there 292 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:08,530 who can cause all type of ruckus. 293 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,760 Gotta love 'em all. 294 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:11,831 Hey, here are some on "Funny Pets". 295 00:15:11,881 --> 00:15:14,631 (cheerful music) 296 00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:40,430 - Those critters sure do make life interesting. 297 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,330 Wacky and wild, all right. 298 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:47,077 - Yeah, it makes me proud that I'm so easy to live with. 299 00:15:47,127 --> 00:15:48,500 - Oh boy. 300 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:49,910 - I mean, you have to admit, 301 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:53,410 I am the lowest maintenance pet of the three of us. 302 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:54,440 - I'll give you that. 303 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:57,715 But you know who the lowest maintenance pet of all time is? 304 00:15:57,765 --> 00:15:59,520 - Who? - Who? 305 00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:00,430 - Reptiles. 306 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,730 - Reptiles? 307 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:03,790 You mean snakes? 308 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:04,996 Lizards? 309 00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:06,394 Ew! 310 00:16:06,444 --> 00:16:09,120 - (laughs) Yep, that's them. 311 00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:10,180 Don't believe me? 312 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,143 Just watch. (upbeat music) 313 00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:38,690 - Well, I don't see how that proves reptiles 314 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,580 make better pets than us cats. 315 00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:42,545 They're slithery and scary. 316 00:16:42,595 --> 00:16:43,823 - I'll say. 317 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,980 They sure look fun to chase, though, 318 00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:48,494 I mean, playfully. 319 00:16:48,544 --> 00:16:50,860 Wouldn't wanna hurt those little fellas. 320 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,240 - Oh, they are. 321 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:54,600 Not that you landlubbers could ever catch 'em. 322 00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:57,760 - Bah, cats can catch anything that moves. 323 00:16:57,810 --> 00:17:00,310 - Yeah, and dogs ain't so bad, either. 324 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,460 - But neither of you can do what us birds can do. 325 00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:05,160 We follow from the sky, 326 00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:08,220 leaving you nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. 327 00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:10,820 Birds really are the best, most trustworthy, 328 00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:13,700 rewarding, and loyal pets a human can share 329 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,220 his or her life with. 330 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:16,348 - Said the bird. 331 00:17:16,398 --> 00:17:19,224 - That's right, Mandy, check it out. 332 00:17:19,274 --> 00:17:22,024 (cheerful music) 333 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:48,082 - Wow, those birds were so cool. 334 00:17:48,132 --> 00:17:49,840 - Boom, birds, baby. 335 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:52,140 Give it up, you gotta love it. 336 00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:55,553 - Here we go, talking about himself again. 337 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:57,990 - Oh no, really. 338 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,660 Maybe we should go outside and play 339 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:01,520 so we don't have to listen to this again. 340 00:18:01,570 --> 00:18:04,240 - Yeah, at least we have a doggy door. 341 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:07,387 This bird's gotta wait for someone to open a window for him. 342 00:18:07,437 --> 00:18:08,846 (laughing teasingly) 343 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:11,030 - Well, I stand on my human's shoulder 344 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,140 while you guys just hang around. 345 00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:14,320 I'm closer to my people. 346 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,190 - Whatever. 347 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,330 You also need more attention than Jerry and I do. 348 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,090 - Yeah, like when they refuse to eat 349 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,587 unless they hand feed you. 350 00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:24,920 - That's not true, they hand feed me because they like to. 351 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,520 I'm more fun to be around than a dog or a cat. 352 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:30,630 - Or maybe you just like to eat. 353 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,770 - Eating is pretty fun, Mandy. 354 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,840 - Well, true. 355 00:18:34,890 --> 00:18:37,160 - Hmm, when's dinner? 356 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:38,100 Pretty soon, huh? 357 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,420 - It's gotta be. 358 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:42,770 Feels like lunch was hours ago. 359 00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:45,620 - That's because it was, savages. 360 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:46,980 Maybe we'll get some of those 361 00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:49,630 takeout leftovers from yesterday. 362 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,000 - Oh, yeah, you do that, Jer. 363 00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,970 You're a regular canine garbage disposal. 364 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,487 - Well, what's better than a good meal, Frank? 365 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,300 (sighs) I'm so hungry. 366 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:03,138 I wanna take a bite out of this couch. 367 00:19:03,188 --> 00:19:05,760 - It wouldn't be the first time you've pulled that. 368 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,154 - No, but it'll be the first time 369 00:19:07,204 --> 00:19:10,060 I've done it because I'm starving. 370 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:12,110 - Why aren't our people back yet? 371 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,467 It feels like it's been days. 372 00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:15,427 - Has it? 373 00:19:15,477 --> 00:19:18,243 - (sighs) No, it hasn't been days, 374 00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:20,824 it's been like, two hours. 375 00:19:20,874 --> 00:19:24,370 You dogs have a terrible sense of time. 376 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:26,010 - You're one to talk. 377 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:29,530 Remember when you fell asleep and forgot you ate breakfast? 378 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,710 Then you woke up and ate again. 379 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,590 - No, I don't remember that. 380 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,500 - Talk about having a terrible sense of time. 381 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:40,610 - You got so full, we were afraid you were gonna burst! 382 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:43,050 - Eh, it's better to eat too much 383 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,950 than to sit around starving. 384 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,990 - You're not hungry, Frank? 385 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:51,160 - Sure I am, but what good is complaining gonna do? 386 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:52,290 - I don't know. 387 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,510 - There's nothing we can do about it 388 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,600 'til our people get home, then they'll feed us, 389 00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:59,290 and everything'll be fine, just like always. 390 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,130 - You sure are calm. 391 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,790 - Meh, it's because I'm a bird. 392 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,530 We spend so much time up high in the sky, 393 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,510 more used to seeing the big picture. 394 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,210 - You could've fooled me. 395 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,130 I thought you spent most of your time 396 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:14,530 perched right there on the arm of our couch. 397 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,440 - And I'm still looking down on you. 398 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:19,723 - You know what'd taste great right now? 399 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:24,796 A medium rare rib eye steak! 400 00:20:24,846 --> 00:20:26,980 - Ew, gross! 401 00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:30,320 What about some millet, or sunflower seeds? 402 00:20:30,370 --> 00:20:33,113 - What about meatloaf and gravy? 403 00:20:34,914 --> 00:20:37,066 - (slurping) Mm! 404 00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:41,450 - Or a mixed seed blend with some juicy vegetable pellets. 405 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,010 - Hey, look, "Funny Pets" is coming on. 406 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,773 Maybe it'll take our minds off food for a while. 407 00:20:46,823 --> 00:20:49,406 (upbeat music) 408 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:16,110 So much for that, no all I can think about is eating. 409 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,930 - If you get any other ideas let me know 410 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:21,680 so I can fly as fast as I can up the chimney. 411 00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:24,143 - But Frank, we don't have a chimney. 412 00:21:24,193 --> 00:21:25,090 - Exactly. 413 00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:28,210 - We may as well stop trying to fool ourselves, 414 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:30,840 we're all starving, and we're all gonna have 415 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,350 food on the brain until we eat. 416 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,183 - Yep. 417 00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:36,820 - Out of the corner of my eye, 418 00:21:36,870 --> 00:21:39,990 this pillow looks like a casserole. 419 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,380 - You know, it really does. 420 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,290 Ain't that something? 421 00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:45,060 I don't even like casserole. 422 00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:49,710 - Well, I do, and I like lasagna, and pot roast, 423 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,130 and chili, and souffle, and cake, 424 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:56,197 and pudding, and custard, and-- 425 00:21:56,247 --> 00:21:59,200 - All right, guys, let's watch some more TV, 426 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:02,080 and really try to get food out of our heads this time. 427 00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:03,490 - Oh, food! 428 00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:06,720 Did I ever tell you guys, I love spaghetti, 429 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:09,790 and fettuccine, and tortellini, 430 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,049 and cacciatore, and macaroni. 431 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:14,130 - Enough! 432 00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:17,170 - I'm sorry, Frank, did you say something? 433 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:18,350 - Yes, Mandy, I did. 434 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,896 I used to have my suspicious, but now I'm completely sure. 435 00:22:21,946 --> 00:22:23,590 You're absolutely crazy. 436 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,810 - Yes, I do. 437 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:27,860 I thought it was clear by now, 438 00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:29,948 where have you been? 439 00:22:29,998 --> 00:22:32,650 - Maybe because you eat all those fatty pasta sauces 440 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:33,960 and dairy products. 441 00:22:34,010 --> 00:22:38,150 Not me, give me a nice bowl of fluffy brown rice 442 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,340 with a side of fresh steamed vegetables 443 00:22:40,390 --> 00:22:41,950 with peanuts and a chopped 444 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,440 peach, pear, banana medley for dessert. 445 00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:47,110 - Meh, you helped me not be hungry anymore. 446 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,550 Might as well speak of eating cardboard. 447 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,980 - I'll tell you what, us parrots eat better than anybody. 448 00:22:52,030 --> 00:22:53,500 Ask a bird, any bird. 449 00:22:53,550 --> 00:22:58,430 - There are far more interesting animals than birds, Frank. 450 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,780 Even watching a snail eat. 451 00:23:00,830 --> 00:23:02,450 What do snails eat? 452 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,780 - Slow-cooked casserole? 453 00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:06,510 - Oh, boy. 454 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,560 (slow bright music) 455 00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:33,210 - [Jerry] I'm so hungry right now, 456 00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:36,360 I'd gladly eat lousy bird food. 457 00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:39,580 - You'd have to fight the bird for that food first, mutt. 458 00:23:39,630 --> 00:23:41,410 Why don't you go chew a sneaker? 459 00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:45,420 - Guys, I'm too hungry to argue. 460 00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:47,860 - Why don't you go peck a ceiling tile? 461 00:23:47,910 --> 00:23:48,950 - Go chase a car. 462 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,900 - Go poop on a windshield. 463 00:23:50,950 --> 00:23:51,930 - Guys! 464 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:53,990 We're all friends here, okay? 465 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,570 We're just hungry. 466 00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:59,010 Those are our stomachs growling, not us. 467 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:01,260 - You're right, I'm sorry, Frank. 468 00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:02,320 - Me too, buddy. 469 00:24:02,370 --> 00:24:03,670 I don't know what came over me. 470 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,920 I'm so hungry I could eat this couch. 471 00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:09,720 Where in the world are our humans? 472 00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:11,870 - Hey, did you guys see that bee? 473 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,330 - A bee? 474 00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,310 And? 475 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,080 Do you owe it money, or something? 476 00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:18,300 - No, I don't like bees. 477 00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:20,390 - Why don't you like bees, Mandy? 478 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,090 - Because they're sneaky, and they sting, 479 00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:25,534 and stingers hurt my paws. 480 00:24:25,584 --> 00:24:27,110 - Aw, they don't sting ya 481 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,490 if you don't mess with them, fluff ball. 482 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:32,830 - No, you obviously haven't hung around 483 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,160 many bees in your life. 484 00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:36,620 You can't trust them. 485 00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:38,690 - You wanna know what I think? 486 00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:41,220 I think you have a problem with winged creatures. 487 00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:43,250 - I have a what? 488 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,680 How do you figure that? 489 00:24:44,730 --> 00:24:47,490 - Well, you're pretty contentious with me, Mandy, 490 00:24:47,540 --> 00:24:48,890 and I'm a winged creature. 491 00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:51,530 - Yeah, that's right he is. 492 00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:54,000 Winged, just like a bee. 493 00:24:54,050 --> 00:24:57,090 - I'm contentious with you because you're a jerk, Frank! 494 00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:58,920 And you're contentious with us. 495 00:24:58,970 --> 00:25:02,540 Who is it that starts arguments around here? 496 00:25:02,590 --> 00:25:05,980 Okay, who mostly starts the arguments around here? 497 00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:09,360 - Okay, well, to be fair, that is Frank. 498 00:25:09,410 --> 00:25:11,000 - Okay, you know what? 499 00:25:11,050 --> 00:25:13,000 I know what'll take your mind off that bee, 500 00:25:13,050 --> 00:25:14,500 a little television. 501 00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:16,630 - Oh, good, you're probably right. 502 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,463 What's on? 503 00:25:17,513 --> 00:25:18,296 - Let's see here. 504 00:25:18,346 --> 00:25:22,424 No, no, no, ah-ha! 505 00:25:22,474 --> 00:25:27,474 (buzzing) (upbeat whistling music) 506 00:25:47,465 --> 00:25:48,750 - Oh no! 507 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,633 Bees! 508 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,273 Very funny, Frank. 509 00:25:52,323 --> 00:25:53,590 - I know, right? 510 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,230 - You're a regular laugh riot. 511 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,850 - Us parrots are natural born entertainers. 512 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,040 - Okay, you've had your fun. 513 00:26:01,090 --> 00:26:02,350 Turn the channel. 514 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,890 - Wait, wait, the good part's coming up. 515 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:05,940 - [Mandy] Frank, ew! 516 00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:10,353 - I think there's a part coming up where they swarm. 517 00:26:11,746 --> 00:26:12,790 - Ew! 518 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,980 Turn it off. 519 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,253 - And attack! 520 00:26:17,130 --> 00:26:19,800 - I swear, give me that remote! 521 00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:21,350 - Catch me if you can! 522 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,270 - Guys, guys, you're being more annoying 523 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,280 than a bee buzzing too close to my ear. 524 00:26:25,330 --> 00:26:26,280 Cut it out! 525 00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:28,620 - I don't appreciate that, Frank. 526 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:32,270 - Aw, what's a little harmless fun between friends, huh? 527 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,390 - I told you, I don't like bees. 528 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,800 - There's all kinda different bees, Mandy. 529 00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:39,900 - And I don't like any of them. 530 00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:44,950 Honeybees, bumblebees, ground bees, especially ground bees. 531 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,710 - Why don't you like ground bees? 532 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,360 - You ever curl up for a nap on a warm afternoon, 533 00:26:50,410 --> 00:26:53,650 on top of a nice fallen tree, Jerry? 534 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:54,750 - I sure have. 535 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:59,660 - And was there ever a nest of ground bees hiding inside? 536 00:26:59,710 --> 00:27:00,560 - Oh... 537 00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:02,300 No. 538 00:27:02,350 --> 00:27:03,320 - There you go. 539 00:27:03,370 --> 00:27:05,354 I'll leave the rest to your imagination. 540 00:27:05,404 --> 00:27:06,680 - Ouch! 541 00:27:06,730 --> 00:27:09,700 Hey, we all have our hangups, you know? 542 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:10,533 - Yeah. 543 00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:12,120 What are you afraid of, Frank? 544 00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:13,220 - Me? 545 00:27:13,270 --> 00:27:15,840 Well, I can fly pretty high to get away 546 00:27:15,890 --> 00:27:17,640 from just about any threat, so. 547 00:27:17,690 --> 00:27:19,338 - What about these guys? 548 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:20,375 - Yeesh! 549 00:27:20,425 --> 00:27:22,342 Bats! (slow music) 550 00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:25,142 (bats squeaking) 551 00:27:46,225 --> 00:27:47,392 Ew, it's bats. 552 00:27:48,627 --> 00:27:50,800 I definitely do not like bats. 553 00:27:50,850 --> 00:27:52,670 - Why ever not, Frank? 554 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,950 - Because, they fly and I can't get too far from them. 555 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,633 And they're scary. 556 00:27:57,683 --> 00:27:59,750 - I think they're cute myself. 557 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,230 What do you think, Jerry? 558 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,621 - They look like flying mice. 559 00:28:03,671 --> 00:28:05,690 I think mice are cuddly. 560 00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:08,040 - Did somebody say mice? 561 00:28:08,090 --> 00:28:08,873 Where? 562 00:28:08,923 --> 00:28:10,970 - Ew, turn it off. 563 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:13,850 Bats are the creepiest birds, ever. 564 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,770 - Bats are not birds, Frank. 565 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,840 They're mammals, just like Jerry and I. 566 00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:22,360 - Yeah, not only they're mammals, 567 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:24,545 but they're the only mammals in the entire world 568 00:28:24,595 --> 00:28:29,595 that can fly, not just glide, but actually fly. 569 00:28:30,270 --> 00:28:33,698 - Sounds like those bats got you upstaged, Frank. 570 00:28:33,748 --> 00:28:36,491 Well, would you look at that? 571 00:28:36,541 --> 00:28:38,820 Frank's afraid of bats. 572 00:28:38,870 --> 00:28:41,830 - I am not afraid of bats, I just don't like 573 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,530 stealthy, leathery, nocturnal things with fangs. 574 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:47,040 - What's nocturnal mean? 575 00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:48,690 - They only come out at night. 576 00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:51,264 - Oh, like vampires. 577 00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:53,540 - Yes, like vampires. 578 00:28:53,590 --> 00:28:55,240 Can we change the subject now? 579 00:28:55,290 --> 00:28:58,680 - I dunno, Frank, you took such delight 580 00:28:58,730 --> 00:29:00,650 in grilling me over bees. 581 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:05,390 I'd kinda like to delve a little deeper into this bat thing. 582 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,900 What do you think, Jerry? 583 00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:11,280 - Say, do you guys feel a little itchy? 584 00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:13,590 - Yeah, now that you mention it. 585 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,810 I just got my flea dip, so it can't be fleas. 586 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:18,560 - Ants. - what? 587 00:29:18,610 --> 00:29:19,432 - Ants! 588 00:29:19,482 --> 00:29:21,310 They're everywhere! 589 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,393 - Calm down, guys, they're just on TV. 590 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,810 Look at those ants. 591 00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:28,410 - [Mandy] I hear they're social, these fellas. 592 00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:30,180 Big families. 593 00:29:30,230 --> 00:29:33,210 - [Frank] Yeah, I thought my parrot family was big. 594 00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:35,260 We got nothin' on their guys. 595 00:29:35,310 --> 00:29:37,890 - [Mandy] How many ants are in an ant family? 596 00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:40,080 - [Frank] It's called a colony, Mandy, 597 00:29:40,130 --> 00:29:42,290 and they number in the millions. 598 00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:43,260 - [Jerry] Millions? 599 00:29:43,310 --> 00:29:44,800 No wonder I'm so itchy. 600 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:47,370 - [Frank] Oh, give it a rest, Jerry. 601 00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:49,230 There's no ants in this house. 602 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,680 - [Jerry] Are you sure? 603 00:29:50,730 --> 00:29:51,630 - [Frank] Sure I'm sure. 604 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,760 - [Jerry] Pinky swear? 605 00:29:52,810 --> 00:29:54,060 - Pinky swear. 606 00:29:54,110 --> 00:29:55,730 You okay out there, buddy? 607 00:29:55,780 --> 00:29:57,773 - Jerry, do you need anything? 608 00:29:58,630 --> 00:29:59,550 - Bug spray? 609 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,960 - How 'bout some treats? 610 00:30:01,010 --> 00:30:03,509 That should take your mind right off those creepy-- 611 00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:05,574 - Crawly-- - Ants! 612 00:30:05,624 --> 00:30:06,410 - Yeah! 613 00:30:06,460 --> 00:30:08,480 Better get your treats now, Jerry. 614 00:30:08,530 --> 00:30:11,250 - Before the ants eat it all. 615 00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:13,225 - I'm coming guys, wait up! 616 00:30:13,275 --> 00:30:15,090 - (laughs teasingly) I knew that would 617 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:16,772 snap you right out of it. 618 00:30:16,822 --> 00:30:19,507 - (laughs teasingly) I mean, we birds have so much 619 00:30:19,557 --> 00:30:22,750 going on for us, it's ridiculous. 620 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,630 In the wild, we're amazing hunters and gatherers, 621 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,900 and we nurture our young and guide our turf 622 00:30:27,950 --> 00:30:30,220 like nobody's business. 623 00:30:30,270 --> 00:30:31,960 - And what about in the pet shop 624 00:30:32,010 --> 00:30:33,972 where you guys sit in those little cages 625 00:30:34,022 --> 00:30:36,741 and look irritated at everything? 626 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,590 Not exactly the most charming animals 627 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,160 in the room, I have to say, 628 00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:45,340 not like us cats for instance. 629 00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:46,900 - Or us dogs. 630 00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:48,965 Did you guys know that dogs are statistically 631 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:52,070 the most popular animal in pet stores? 632 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,100 We're practically the reason pet stores exist. 633 00:30:55,150 --> 00:30:58,240 - You're also the reason rabies exists, Jerry. 634 00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,150 - Hey, we are not. 635 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,120 - Are too. 636 00:31:01,170 --> 00:31:02,960 - When's the last time you heard about 637 00:31:03,010 --> 00:31:05,840 someone getting rabies from a house cat? 638 00:31:05,890 --> 00:31:06,750 - Or a bird. 639 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,583 - Uh. 640 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:09,587 - I rest my case. 641 00:31:09,637 --> 00:31:11,600 - You rest everything else, too. 642 00:31:11,650 --> 00:31:13,380 You cats are lazy. 643 00:31:13,430 --> 00:31:14,213 - Bah. 644 00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:15,560 - And you dogs are dumb. 645 00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:16,393 - Hey! 646 00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:19,150 - But us birds, us birds are agile, 647 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,021 intelligent, thrifty, problem-solving, 648 00:31:22,071 --> 00:31:25,140 playful, and we can carry a tune. 649 00:31:25,190 --> 00:31:27,200 Put that in your tin can and eat it. 650 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:29,910 - Okay, I'm over this conversation. 651 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,630 There's no winning with you, Frank. 652 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,970 Say what you will about cats and dogs, 653 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:37,250 but you are without a doubt the most self-centered, 654 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,890 self-absorbed parrot I've ever known. 655 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:43,350 - If that's supposed to be an insult, Mandy, I'll take it. 656 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,470 I have five mirrors in my cage, you know? 657 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,170 I do love myself. 658 00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:48,643 - You're interminable. 659 00:31:48,693 --> 00:31:51,470 Let's see what's on TV, I'm tired of listening 660 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,050 to a bird prattle on. 661 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:55,050 - Hey, "Funny Pets" is coming on. 662 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:56,740 What are they talking about today? 663 00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:59,830 - Oh great, birds. 664 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,663 - Yes. 665 00:32:00,713 --> 00:32:01,782 Hey, turn it up, would ya? 666 00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:03,973 Look at that bird. (laughs) 667 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:07,513 Look at them go. (cheerful music) 668 00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:12,100 Look at my bird cousins, the coolest. 669 00:32:12,150 --> 00:32:15,070 - [Mandy] Eh, worms are more entertaining. 670 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,290 - [Frank] Come on, give it to them, will ya? 671 00:32:17,340 --> 00:32:18,310 Birds are something else. 672 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,960 - [Mandy] Do you ever quit your squawking, Frank? 673 00:32:21,010 --> 00:32:21,843 - Nope. 674 00:32:30,690 --> 00:32:33,440 (Frank laughing) 675 00:32:34,749 --> 00:32:36,297 I love it. 676 00:32:36,347 --> 00:32:38,800 - Those birds were pretty funny, I'll admit. 677 00:32:38,850 --> 00:32:39,633 What? 678 00:32:39,683 --> 00:32:42,490 Well, no, I just, I mean they were. 679 00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:46,044 Hey, we're all friends here, (laughs nervously) right? 680 00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:49,290 - Listen to the dog, he knows his stuff. 681 00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:51,190 Come on now, I'm serious. 682 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,706 Where else can you get that kinda entertainment? 683 00:32:53,756 --> 00:32:56,253 - (laughs) Talk about entertaining. 684 00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:12,740 - [Frank] So cool. 685 00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:15,070 - [Mandy] And majestic. 686 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,640 - [Jerry] And smart, don't forget smart. 687 00:33:17,690 --> 00:33:19,840 - [Mandy] Smarter than cats? 688 00:33:19,890 --> 00:33:21,260 - [Frank] Definitely. 689 00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:23,030 - Well, elephants are cool. 690 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,050 They got personality, and those snouts. 691 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:27,180 - Right? 692 00:33:27,230 --> 00:33:29,939 They could put out a fire with those hose noses. 693 00:33:29,989 --> 00:33:34,060 - Yeah, but I could just fly away from the fire to safety 694 00:33:34,110 --> 00:33:37,560 with my beautiful, colorful, feathery wings. 695 00:33:37,610 --> 00:33:40,330 - There you go, thinking about yourself again. 696 00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:41,493 - What can I say? 697 00:33:41,543 --> 00:33:42,960 I like positive thoughts. 698 00:33:43,010 --> 00:33:46,590 - And judging by that bellow, you like leftovers, too. 699 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,423 - Hey! 700 00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:48,670 - Leftovers? 701 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,430 Who doesn't like leftovers? 702 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,492 - Yeah, speaking of, look at that bear. 703 00:33:53,542 --> 00:33:55,529 (laughs) Talk about a belly bandit. 704 00:33:55,579 --> 00:33:58,162 (upbeat music) 705 00:34:08,412 --> 00:34:09,560 Bears are scary. 706 00:34:09,610 --> 00:34:11,350 - [Mandy] But they're fun, too. 707 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,760 - [Jerry] Funny on TV, scary in the woods! 708 00:34:14,810 --> 00:34:17,060 - [Mandy] I couldn't have said it best, Jerry. 709 00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:18,260 - [Frank] I concur! 710 00:34:18,310 --> 00:34:20,770 - [Mandy] Let's stick to TV, shall we? 711 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:25,030 - Wow, those bears make me feel like I'm on a diet. 712 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,220 - Until someone drops a french fry on the floor, right? 713 00:34:28,270 --> 00:34:30,955 Then the diet is outta the window. 714 00:34:31,005 --> 00:34:35,360 - (laughs) I've seen him dive under the table so fast 715 00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:37,710 he broke the legs of the table. 716 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,200 - I remember. 717 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:41,700 That was a great Thanksgiving. 718 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:44,790 - Great for you, you ate three sweet potatoes 719 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,540 and a whole bowl of stuffing in eight seconds. 720 00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:51,118 All I got was my coat covered in hot gravy. 721 00:34:51,168 --> 00:34:53,060 - (laughs) That's what you get for napping 722 00:34:53,110 --> 00:34:55,650 under the table during holiday dinner, Mandy. 723 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:57,080 You're lucky the hound didn't try 724 00:34:57,130 --> 00:34:58,450 to take a bite out of you. 725 00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:59,283 - Try? 726 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:00,430 He did! 727 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,270 My tail was sore 'til Christmas. 728 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,000 - I'm sorry, okay? 729 00:35:05,050 --> 00:35:06,860 I thought it was a turkey leg. 730 00:35:06,910 --> 00:35:09,790 - Oh, because I'm so curvaceous? 731 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,790 - No, you're just kinda plump and you don't move a lot. 732 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,982 - You care to repeat that? - Nope. 733 00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:17,900 - (laughs) That's great! 734 00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:20,650 You're a regular comedian, you know that, Jer? 735 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:23,310 Of course cats make it easy, but still, 736 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:28,150 plump and you don't move a lot, that's rich. (laughs) 737 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,110 - You're getting me deeper into trouble, Jerry. 738 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,440 That's what I do. 739 00:35:32,490 --> 00:35:34,480 - It's getting colder outside, you guys. 740 00:35:34,530 --> 00:35:35,720 Winter's here! 741 00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:37,190 - Yippee! 742 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:38,780 I love the winter! 743 00:35:38,830 --> 00:35:42,800 All those fascinating scents and the crisp air. 744 00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:46,590 My paw prints in the white fluffy snow. 745 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,290 - I seem to recall your paw prints in slobbery snow, 746 00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:52,460 but hey, to each their own, right? 747 00:35:52,510 --> 00:35:54,320 - Yeah, I usually steer clear 748 00:35:54,370 --> 00:35:56,350 of Jerry when he romps in the snow, 749 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,195 especially when he hikes the leg. 750 00:35:59,245 --> 00:36:02,140 - Ah, go ahead and pick on me if you want, 751 00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:04,270 I still have all the fun outside. 752 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,570 - You wanna have fun? 753 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:07,320 You should try flying sometime. 754 00:36:07,370 --> 00:36:12,370 Oh wait, you're a dog, you'll never fly. (laughs teasingly) 755 00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,470 - Whatever, frank. 756 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,360 When's the last time you flew anywhere 757 00:36:16,410 --> 00:36:18,690 except to the couch to bother us? 758 00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:20,620 - I'm about comfort these days. 759 00:36:20,670 --> 00:36:22,208 Flying's hard work. 760 00:36:22,258 --> 00:36:25,880 - Pfft, you're about lazy these days is more like it. 761 00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:28,420 - You're one to talk, Mandy. 762 00:36:28,470 --> 00:36:31,980 You get your 16 hour cat nap in yet today? 763 00:36:32,030 --> 00:36:36,570 - Hmm, that sounds like a wonderful idea. 764 00:36:36,620 --> 00:36:40,183 It's not easy keeping up this high level beauty, you know? 765 00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:42,860 - Lazy, and arrogant. 766 00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:46,120 - Don't forget my lustrous full coat. 767 00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:48,380 - It is nice, Mandy. 768 00:36:48,430 --> 00:36:51,240 I'm still waiting for my winter coat to come in. 769 00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:55,170 It keeps me so cozy out there in the wind and snow. 770 00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:58,210 - Yeah, but you can't grow a coat like these guys. 771 00:36:58,260 --> 00:36:59,430 Look at that. 772 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,960 - [Jerry] Wow, what are those things? 773 00:37:02,010 --> 00:37:02,890 - [Mandy] They're bison. 774 00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:04,710 - [Jerry] Uh, whatson? 775 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,720 - Bison. 776 00:37:05,770 --> 00:37:07,360 You might know them as buffalo. 777 00:37:07,410 --> 00:37:08,820 - Oh. 778 00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:09,653 - Yeah. 779 00:37:09,703 --> 00:37:13,210 They used to be found in great herds all over North America, 780 00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:14,810 but their numbers declined. 781 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:17,160 Now they're on the endangered species list, 782 00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:20,410 so we should definitely appreciate them while we have 'em. 783 00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:21,243 - Okay. 784 00:37:21,293 --> 00:37:22,945 Hey, turn that up, I wanna hear more. 785 00:37:22,995 --> 00:37:26,328 (upbeat cheerful music) 786 00:37:28,104 --> 00:37:29,083 - [Frank] Whoa. 787 00:37:29,133 --> 00:37:31,370 What a cool creature. 788 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:32,989 - [Mandy] So huge. 789 00:37:33,039 --> 00:37:34,790 - [Jerry] And powerful. 790 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,350 - [Mandy] Can somebody ride them? 791 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,630 - [Frank] You mean like horses? 792 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:38,463 - [Mandy] Yeah! 793 00:37:38,513 --> 00:37:39,990 Imagine what your friends would say 794 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,677 if you showed up perched on top of one of those guys. 795 00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:45,150 - [Jerry] You would be the talk of the party. 796 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,870 - [Mandy] You guys never go anywhere. 797 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:47,910 - Can dream. 798 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,230 Wow, bison are huge. 799 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,670 I used to think cows were like dinosaurs 800 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,840 but the bison dwarfs them. 801 00:37:54,890 --> 00:37:55,820 - It sure does. 802 00:37:55,870 --> 00:37:58,630 And did you know, the American bison is the official 803 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,650 national mammal of the United States? 804 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,600 - And that a bison's daily routine 805 00:38:02,650 --> 00:38:05,450 involves two hour periods of grazing and resting 806 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,140 before repeating the whole process again. 807 00:38:08,190 --> 00:38:09,190 - Golly. 808 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:12,003 That sounds like one relaxing day. 809 00:38:12,053 --> 00:38:14,420 - (laughs) Mandy still makes the bison 810 00:38:14,470 --> 00:38:16,580 look like a hard worker. (laughs) 811 00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:18,680 - [Jerry] Whoa, look at that one. 812 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,913 - [Frank] Ah, the bighorn sheep. 813 00:38:20,963 --> 00:38:23,110 - Also known as the ram. 814 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,020 So cool. 815 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:28,140 I love fluffy animals. 816 00:38:28,190 --> 00:38:32,470 So cozy, makes me wanna nestle in their fur and nap. 817 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,830 - I second that. 818 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:34,920 Fur nest! 819 00:38:34,970 --> 00:38:36,240 - [Frank] Those horns. 820 00:38:36,290 --> 00:38:37,880 - [Mandy] Those hooves. 821 00:38:37,930 --> 00:38:39,430 - [Jerry] You guys jealous? 822 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,980 - [Mandy] No way! 823 00:38:41,030 --> 00:38:44,300 I love walking around on my soft paws. 824 00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:46,440 - [Frank] If you had hooves like those, 825 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:49,190 you would be a more interesting creature for sure. 826 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:52,170 - [Mandy] I am interesting already, bird brain. 827 00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:54,870 - [Jerry] Nah, neither of you are really interesting. 828 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,430 - [Mandy] 'cause you are? 829 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,980 - [Jerry] Well, at least I can fetch. 830 00:38:59,030 --> 00:39:00,930 - [Mandy] Puh-lease! 831 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:04,970 - Well, I sure wouldn't wanna make a ram mad at me. 832 00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:06,520 I get a headache just seeing 833 00:39:06,570 --> 00:39:08,490 what it can do with those horns! 834 00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:11,150 - You'd be knocked for a loop for sure, Jerry. 835 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,880 But the skulls of bighorn sheep 836 00:39:12,930 --> 00:39:14,960 have adapted to protect their brains 837 00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:17,443 and absorb the impact of those clashes. 838 00:39:17,493 --> 00:39:19,960 - So, those rams could headbutt each other 839 00:39:20,010 --> 00:39:22,520 all day long and not feel a thing? 840 00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:24,490 - That's it in a nutshell, Jer. 841 00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:26,970 Kinda like your skull, just a nutshell 842 00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:30,830 with a little teeny tiny peanut inside. (giggling) 843 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,400 - Good thing we don't live in a state 844 00:39:32,450 --> 00:39:34,660 that's known to have a ram population. 845 00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:35,807 - That's right, we don't. 846 00:39:35,857 --> 00:39:38,004 So, you probably don't have to worry about 847 00:39:38,054 --> 00:39:40,590 running into one, literally. 848 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,590 - Rams originally crossed into Alaska from Siberia, 849 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,810 and populated areas from Western Canada, 850 00:39:45,860 --> 00:39:47,410 all the way down to Mexico. 851 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:50,940 - Wow, how come you two know so much about these animals? 852 00:39:50,990 --> 00:39:52,953 - TV time, buddy, lots of TV time. 853 00:39:53,003 --> 00:39:54,290 - What can I say? 854 00:39:54,340 --> 00:39:56,448 I love the animal shows. 855 00:39:56,498 --> 00:39:57,860 - Oh, look! 856 00:39:57,910 --> 00:40:00,910 Beavers, beavers, beavers! 857 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,030 - [Frank] Sharp teeth. 858 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,520 - [Mandy] Swimmers and chewers, for sure. 859 00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:06,020 - [Jerry] I love to chew, too. 860 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:09,190 Slippers, and occasionally boots. 861 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,380 - [Mandy] And may I remind you, 862 00:40:11,430 --> 00:40:14,390 you love chewing on cat toys. 863 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,920 You chew and slobber all over my toys. 864 00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:19,890 - [Jerry] Yeah, yum. 865 00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:21,523 - I rest my case. 866 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,670 You love those guys, Jerry? 867 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,600 - Yep, love 'em! 868 00:40:28,650 --> 00:40:29,880 So cuddly. 869 00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:32,570 - I never knew you loved those fluffballs so much. 870 00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:33,620 - They're awesome! 871 00:40:33,670 --> 00:40:36,120 - I don't much care for rodents myself, 872 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:38,890 only to play chase and scare the daylight out of 'em. 873 00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:40,990 - Beavers are super cool. 874 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,940 - All right, all right, to each their own. 875 00:40:43,990 --> 00:40:45,660 - I'm not big on 'em either, Mandy. 876 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:47,730 You know how many trees those things chop down 877 00:40:47,780 --> 00:40:49,640 with their big goofy teeth? 878 00:40:49,690 --> 00:40:52,650 A couple of beavers can down a whole forest in a snap. 879 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,390 - Seems impressive to me. 880 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,630 - Yeah, try looking at it from a bird's perspective, huh? 881 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,240 Where can we build our nests? 882 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,800 Beavers move in, there goes the neighborhood. 883 00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:04,910 - Well, you know, I think I saw a beaver 884 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,990 in Mrs. Patron's yard on my walk yesterday. 885 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:08,873 - Right. 886 00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:12,050 I was wondering if that was a beaver. 887 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:13,142 Cute little guy. 888 00:41:13,192 --> 00:41:15,810 - (laughs) You're joking, right? 889 00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:17,893 You two are terrible pranksters. 890 00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:22,020 Wait, are you being serious with me? 891 00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:23,980 - Yeah, of course we are. 892 00:41:24,030 --> 00:41:26,080 Did you see how many fewer trees 893 00:41:26,130 --> 00:41:27,920 are around these days, Jerry? 894 00:41:27,970 --> 00:41:30,400 - No, no, it cannot be. 895 00:41:30,450 --> 00:41:31,637 My trees! 896 00:41:31,687 --> 00:41:34,004 - (laughs teasingly) Gotcha! 897 00:41:34,054 --> 00:41:36,620 - You guys, I almost dropped my feathers! 898 00:41:36,670 --> 00:41:37,956 Never do this to me again. 899 00:41:38,006 --> 00:41:39,666 (laughing) 900 00:41:39,716 --> 00:41:44,716 - (panting) I sure am parched. 901 00:41:45,290 --> 00:41:46,780 How 'bout you guys? 902 00:41:46,830 --> 00:41:48,772 - I could drink a river. 903 00:41:48,822 --> 00:41:50,833 - My bad, quadrupeds. 904 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,930 I didn't realize the water bowls were running low, 905 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,170 or else I'd have pointed it out 906 00:41:57,220 --> 00:41:59,040 to our owners before they left. 907 00:41:59,090 --> 00:42:00,944 - So you drank all the water. 908 00:42:00,994 --> 00:42:02,174 Typical. 909 00:42:02,224 --> 00:42:05,720 - (sighing) They've been gone a good while. 910 00:42:05,770 --> 00:42:08,210 They must be working overtime today. 911 00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:10,820 - It's Saturday, Jerry, the weekend. 912 00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:14,670 Everyone's off today, they're all out having a good time. 913 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,750 (laughs) They deserve it, 914 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,794 putting up with the likes of you two. 915 00:42:18,844 --> 00:42:20,370 - Oh. 916 00:42:20,420 --> 00:42:22,080 Anyone know where they went? 917 00:42:22,130 --> 00:42:22,913 - Day trip. 918 00:42:22,963 --> 00:42:24,292 They went to the lake, I think. 919 00:42:24,342 --> 00:42:27,883 - Mm, the lake, all that water. 920 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:33,060 Glistening, rippling, crystal clear. 921 00:42:33,110 --> 00:42:36,210 - All right, all right, if we just sit around here 922 00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:38,800 talking about it, it'll only be worse. 923 00:42:38,850 --> 00:42:40,840 I'm sure they'll be back any time. 924 00:42:40,890 --> 00:42:42,380 - Right, it'll be dark soon, 925 00:42:42,430 --> 00:42:44,190 the park closes at dusk. 926 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,430 - Firework celebration at the lake tonight. 927 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,790 - Oh no. 928 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,110 - Sorry, guys. 929 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,950 Shouldn't have drunk all that water. 930 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,500 - It's time like this I wish I was a camel instead of a cat. 931 00:42:54,550 --> 00:42:55,690 - How come, Mandy? 932 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,950 - Because camels can drink up to 53 gallons 933 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,910 in just three minutes, and they store liquid 934 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,580 in their bodies to draw from over long periods 935 00:43:04,630 --> 00:43:07,210 without water, like now. 936 00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:10,050 - Wow, I wish I was a camel, too. 937 00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,750 - You guys ever been around camels? 938 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,111 - No way, there's no camels around these parts, 939 00:43:15,161 --> 00:43:16,470 that I know of. 940 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,710 - Let me tell ya, they're not the brightest animals 941 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,740 on the sand dune. 942 00:43:19,790 --> 00:43:21,360 - Says the bird brain. 943 00:43:21,410 --> 00:43:23,990 - No way, camels are very smart. 944 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,910 - Says the pooch brain. 945 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,091 - Look, there's a camel on TV! 946 00:43:28,141 --> 00:43:29,610 (upbeat music) 947 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:30,493 turn that up. 948 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,303 What's this? 949 00:43:32,353 --> 00:43:34,020 - It's "Funny Pets", guys! 950 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,803 - Hah, here we go! 951 00:43:36,730 --> 00:43:38,020 Look at those humps. 952 00:43:38,070 --> 00:43:40,690 - [Mandy] Is it really all water in there? 953 00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:42,070 - [Frank] That's a lot of water. 954 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,390 - [Jerry] Maybe a camel could come by 955 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,510 and let us have some of his water! 956 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,660 - [Frank] The water in their humps, 957 00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:49,350 it's just for them, Jerry. 958 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,060 They can't share. 959 00:43:51,110 --> 00:43:52,980 - [Jerry] Aw, shucks, we just have to wait 960 00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:54,800 until the end of the fireworks, then. 961 00:43:54,850 --> 00:43:57,885 - Yeah, no camel to the rescue for us, Jerry. 962 00:43:57,935 --> 00:44:00,518 (bright music) 963 00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:03,523 See? 964 00:44:03,573 --> 00:44:04,356 What did I tell ya? 965 00:44:04,406 --> 00:44:05,690 Camels are loopy. 966 00:44:05,740 --> 00:44:08,020 Must be all that time in the desert sun. 967 00:44:08,070 --> 00:44:10,010 - They're pretty funny, too, though. 968 00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:12,041 - Yeah, you'd need a good sense of humor 969 00:44:12,091 --> 00:44:13,530 if you looked like that. 970 00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:15,650 - As opposed to parrots. 971 00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:16,870 - What's wrong with parrots? 972 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,045 - Have you looked in the mirror, Frank? 973 00:44:20,095 --> 00:44:22,780 - I sure have. - And? 974 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:25,290 - Did I see one handsome devil. 975 00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:28,382 Bold colors, distinguished profile. 976 00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:30,737 - (laughs) I've heard it all now. 977 00:44:30,787 --> 00:44:34,070 You sure you weren't looking into a funhouse mirror? 978 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:34,903 - I'm positive. 979 00:44:34,953 --> 00:44:39,463 Oh, look, some of your quadruped relatives, cows. 980 00:44:41,350 --> 00:44:45,130 They're so much fun, and way smarter than a cat. 981 00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:45,963 - Hey! 982 00:44:46,013 --> 00:44:48,050 - [Frank] Are you guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 983 00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:48,894 - [Mandy] Milk? 984 00:44:48,944 --> 00:44:52,670 - [Frank] Yeah, chilled, frothy, delicious milk. 985 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,220 - [Jerry] You guys are torturing me. 986 00:44:55,270 --> 00:44:58,390 - [Frank] Somebody needs to learn to open that fridge. 987 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,734 - [Mandy] Yeah, opposable thumb, anybody? 988 00:45:01,784 --> 00:45:04,534 (cheerful music) 989 00:45:12,193 --> 00:45:14,776 (upbeat music) 990 00:47:16,450 --> 00:47:19,070 - Way smarter than cats, and cuter. 991 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,720 - Take that back, wind pooper. 992 00:47:21,770 --> 00:47:23,260 - Something just occurred to me, 993 00:47:23,310 --> 00:47:26,000 those cows are huge, and the bigger the animal 994 00:47:26,050 --> 00:47:27,870 the more water they consume, right? 995 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,790 So you guys drank all the water, not me! 996 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,780 See, you two are the reason we're thirsty. 997 00:47:33,830 --> 00:47:34,630 - What? 998 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,900 Talk about jumping to conclusions. 999 00:47:37,950 --> 00:47:40,190 - If the color fits, wear it. 1000 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:43,715 - Come on, guys, we're all in the same doghouse here. 1001 00:47:43,765 --> 00:47:47,030 It's late, we're thirsty, and our people are out there 1002 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,210 having fun while we hang around 1003 00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:52,970 with a fully-stocked kitchen but no opposable thumbs. 1004 00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:55,120 - Speak for yourself, quad. 1005 00:47:55,170 --> 00:47:56,830 I have opposable digits. 1006 00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,760 I told you us birds were superior to you land huggers. 1007 00:48:00,810 --> 00:48:02,370 - Excuse me? 1008 00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:05,440 Then why have you been sitting there complaining all day 1009 00:48:05,490 --> 00:48:07,640 when you could easily fly to the kitchen 1010 00:48:07,690 --> 00:48:10,110 and fill our water bowls in the sink? 1011 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,357 - It's not that simple, furball. 1012 00:48:12,407 --> 00:48:15,820 - Actually, it does sound that simple, Frank. 1013 00:48:15,870 --> 00:48:16,653 - Oh yeah? 1014 00:48:16,703 --> 00:48:18,700 Then why don't you get up on your hinds 1015 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:21,630 and put those D claws to use, huh? 1016 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,510 - Hmm, yeah, why don't I do that? 1017 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,560 - Because nobody ever trained you to, that's why. 1018 00:48:27,610 --> 00:48:29,470 You ever hear of trial and error? 1019 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,050 Try, try again? 1020 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:32,850 Practice makes perfect? 1021 00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:34,930 We pets gotta learn these tasks 1022 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:37,250 before we can just perform on command. 1023 00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:39,870 - If they ever start talking about adding 1024 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,420 another pet to this house, 1025 00:48:41,470 --> 00:48:43,400 I'm gonna suggest a sea lion. 1026 00:48:43,450 --> 00:48:48,450 No more dogs, and absolutely no more birds. 1027 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:53,280 - Hey, speaking of, it's sea lions on "Funny Pets". 1028 00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:54,590 - [Mandy] Great, turn it up. 1029 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,250 Let's see if they're a good fit. 1030 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:57,760 - Sure thing. 1031 00:48:57,810 --> 00:49:00,510 Maybe they can trade me in at the wildlife sanctuary 1032 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,530 and send me to a good home, 1033 00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:05,170 instead of having to hang around with you guys. 1034 00:49:05,220 --> 00:49:07,584 - I'll welcome a sea lion any day. 1035 00:49:07,634 --> 00:49:11,870 - [Frank] Whoa, those guys are gigan, enormous. 1036 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,640 - [Mandy] As goofy as could be! 1037 00:49:13,690 --> 00:49:15,010 - [Frank] I like them. 1038 00:49:15,060 --> 00:49:18,310 I think I like them better than either of you two. 1039 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,290 - [Mandy] Oh yeah? 1040 00:49:19,340 --> 00:49:21,220 Same here, bird brain. 1041 00:49:21,270 --> 00:49:23,280 - [Jerry] Shh, I wanna watch the sea lions. 1042 00:49:23,330 --> 00:49:25,572 - [Frank] Ah, look at all that water. 1043 00:49:25,622 --> 00:49:27,580 I bet they're never thirsty. 1044 00:49:27,630 --> 00:49:30,140 - [Mandy] Oh, you're such a goofball, Frank. 1045 00:49:30,190 --> 00:49:33,940 That's seawater, you can't drink seawater. 1046 00:49:33,990 --> 00:49:36,310 - [Frank] Oh, yeah, I knew that. 1047 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,763 - Sure you did. 1048 00:49:37,813 --> 00:49:42,020 - (laughs) What silly creatures sea lions are. 1049 00:49:42,070 --> 00:49:44,570 - So, what do you guys think? 1050 00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:46,940 Wanna talk to our owners and add another pet 1051 00:49:46,990 --> 00:49:47,930 to our little ark? 1052 00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:50,060 - Hmm, nah. 1053 00:49:50,110 --> 00:49:55,010 Sea lions are way cool, but too big for this place. 1054 00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:59,720 - Besides, they'd eat out all the food, like, real fast. 1055 00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:01,850 - Oh, yeah, totally. 1056 00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:03,320 Nevermind the sea lions, then. 1057 00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:05,660 Oh yeah, baby! 1058 00:50:05,710 --> 00:50:08,280 And after we eat, we'll discuss swapping 1059 00:50:08,330 --> 00:50:12,351 these two furballs for a couple of cool sea lions. 1060 00:50:12,401 --> 00:50:14,048 Hey! 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