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♪

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♪

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♪

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Well, I'll be danged.

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[snaps fingers]
Hey, hey!

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C'mon, pay attention.

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Look, you're just a machine,
right?

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You got no soul.
You gotta do what I say.

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And remember, I know
where your off switch is.

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[buttons clicking,
electronic sounds]

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Ma'am,

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may I have a word with you?

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[sighs]
Ye...

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[falsetto voice] Why certainly, officer.
Is there a problem?

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Yes, there is.

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[chuckles]

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Abort mission!

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[classic rock music]

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♪

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♪ Ripped off

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♪ Stripped off

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♪ Somebody took the shirt
right off my back ♪

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♪ They took my money

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♪ They took it all

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♪ I'm standing in the cold

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♪

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♪ Bad luck

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♪ Tough luck

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♪ Somebody stacked
the deck again ♪

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♪ A blackjack
Ace in the hole ♪

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♪ I've been had again

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♪ Yeah!

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♪

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[engine starts]

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[tires screeching]

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♪ Ripped off
Ripped off ♪

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♪ I've been fooled again

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♪ Ripped off!
I'll get my revenge! ♪

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♪

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Mwah!

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[laughs]

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Whoo!

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Oh ho, Archie, you and me, man.

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We're gonna be rich, I tell ya.

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Ah, we're a team
'cause I'm the boss.

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Remember, I'm the boss.

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[laughs]

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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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Yee-ha-ha!

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♪

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♪ Ripped off
Ripped off ♪

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♪ I've been fooled again

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♪ Ripped off!
I'll get my revenge! ♪♪

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[electronic sounds]

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How's it going?

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[llama growls]

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I've had better days,
I'll tell you that much.

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You fellas know where I could
get something to eat?

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[growls]

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Never mind. I'll figure it out.

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Good talk.

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[upbeat pop music]

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♪ Looks like
I'm in trouble again ♪

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♪ I'm down again
I'm down again ♪

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♪ Looks like
I'm in trouble again ♪

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♪ I'm down again
I'm down again ♪

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♪ I'm feeling down

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♪ My feet ain't solid
on the ground ♪

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♪ And if I try to get up again

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♪ I know
I won't be up for long ♪

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♪ Yeah

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♪ Now I can't rely
On anyone or anything ♪

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♪ Oh when I try
to get some sun ♪

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♪ All I get is rain

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♪ Looks like
I'm in trouble again ♪

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♪ I'm down again
I'm down again ♪

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♪ Looks like
I'm in trouble again ♪

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♪ I'm down again
I'm down again ♪

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♪

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♪

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♪ Looks like
I'm in trouble again ♪

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♪ I'm down again
I'm down again ♪

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♪ Looks like
I'm in trouble again ♪

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♪ I'm down again
I'm down again ♪

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♪ Looks like
I'm in trouble again ♪

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♪ I'm down again
I'm down again ♪

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♪ Looks like
I'm in trouble again ♪

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♪ I'm down again ♪

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♪

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♪

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Now, um, Deanewood is not
Chicago by any stretch,

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but we do have some
things they don't.

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Like Starbucks, for example.

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We have those in Chicago.

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Right, but, uh, what
I mean is, we don't.

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Have one.

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We do have Jack's Java, though,

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and I think you'll find
it's a far superior brew.

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Do you have a yoga studio?

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No. No, no yoga studio.

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But the women at
the seniors' center

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do Tai Chi every
Wednesday at noon.

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You're a little young, but
I think I can get you in.

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Thanks, Uncle Paul.

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Yeah, about that...

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I don't think you need to
say the whole uncle part.

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It kinda makes me feel old.

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[hammering]

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Aaron.

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I told you, you don't
need to do this.

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Of course I do,
Mr. Mayor.

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You're running for re-election.

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Running unopposed for
the third time in a row.

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It's not necessary to
go through the trouble.

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It's no trouble.
I made these on my computer

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and, besides, you've got
the restaurant to run, too.

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Can't have the universe's
best cheeseburger suffer

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because your focus is split.

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Very well, then.
As you were.

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Oh, um, I'm sorry.

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Aaron, this is Isabel, my niece.

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Hi.

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Isabel's gonna be living
in Deanewood now forever.

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Well not forever necessarily.

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Just, you know,
for the time being.

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Isabel is studying
political science,

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so you guys have that in common

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because Aaron here is my
communications director.

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[chuckles] And by that, he means
that I actually own a computer,

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unlike him.

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PAUL: All this hullabaloo about
the world wide interweb,

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it's just a passing fad.

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That's why I leave the
tweeting to the birds.

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I'm gonna get the bags in.

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Your uncle's a cool guy.

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[luggage clatters]

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I'm okay.

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In his own way.

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Yeah.

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So, um...

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what brings you to town?

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Oh, uh...

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I-I really don't want
to talk about that,

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if you don't mind.

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Yeah. I understand.
It's all right.

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But it was nice to meet you.

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Yeah, you too.

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PAUL: So we're just
right in here.

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There's an IKEA in Brockton,

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so I went there last weekend
and picked up some things.

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Like a new bed.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And some other things.

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The girl at the store
was really helpful.

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She also told me to get
really expensive toilet paper,

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which I did. Really.
Try that stuff.

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It's like wiping your bum
with a baby rabbit.

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Not literally.
That would be cruel.

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You know what I mean.
It's, uh, soft.

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Yeah. I appreciate it.

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Listen,

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if it seems like I have
no idea what I'm doing,

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it's only because...
I have no idea what I'm doing.

166
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But I want you to feel
comfortable here.

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Your house is perfect.

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Your house. Our house.

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I'd like you to feel
at home here.

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Well, get yourself settled.

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I'll make some dinner

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and maybe we can go to
the restaurant tomorrow

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and see about getting
you a summer job.

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They say that a dog is
human's best friend.

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Thanks to our partnership
with Cyborganix,

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we have managed to create
a cybernetic dog

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that will not only become
human's best friend,

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but our military's best friend
as well.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you

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the Artificial Robotronic Canine
Hyper Intelligence Experiment,

181
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or A.R.C.H.I.E. for short,

182
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a non-living,
intelligent machine

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that will save human lives.

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[polite applause]

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Danger, danger, danger,
danger, danger.

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[explosion]

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[enthusiastic applause]

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BROOKE:
You can't be serious.

189
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You're telling me
that the experiment

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that this company
has poured millions into,

191
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and that just also happens
to be my life's work,

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has been stolen
from under our noses!

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And the security cameras

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coincidentally happen
to malfunction. Ha!

195
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How is that even possible?

196
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Ms. Benton,

197
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I know you're behind
this little stunt

198
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because people like you,

199
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you think you're gonna
change the world.

200
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This is not some
cute little puppy

201
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you're saving from a kennel.

202
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This is a multi-million dollar,

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potentially unstable
piece of military hardware.

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Do you have any idea
what could happen

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if this got into
the wrong hands?

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ARCHIE:
Welcome to Deanewood.

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I hope they have
some good food here.

208
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You got any fast
food experience.

209
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Only as a customer
once in a while.

210
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,133
Well, it ain't rocket science.

211
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As long as you can count,
you'll be fine.

212
00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:27,217
Let me get you a uniform.
What colour do you want?

213
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,050
What colours do you have?

214
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Blue.

215
00:14:31,309 --> 00:14:34,758
Well, I guess
I'll take that, then.

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[bell dings]

217
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Hello again.

218
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Oh, hi.

219
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He's putting you to
work already, huh?

220
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Yeah.

221
00:14:45,475 --> 00:14:48,675
Listen, I'm really
sorry about yesterday.

222
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I didn't mean to be rude.
I just...

223
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It's really no problem.
You know, I understand.

224
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Thanks.

225
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If you ever want
to hang out and talk...

226
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or, you know, not talk,

227
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you should let me know.

228
00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:12,850
Hey, Aaron.
Hey, Aaron.

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Are you lost?

230
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Um, no.

231
00:15:18,225 --> 00:15:21,850
Wait. Are you the new girl?

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I'm Isabel.

233
00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:25,883
Oh, I heard about you.

234
00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:28,259
My mom said that
your parents died

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and now you have to live
with your uncle.

236
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So I guess you're
like an orphan.

237
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:39,300
Uh, yeah, yeah, I guess so.

238
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That's so super sad.

239
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Maybe we can all hang out later.

240
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We'll show you around.
Our town's a real trip.

241
00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:52,967
Yeah, yeah. We'll totally
show you around.

242
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It's a total trip.

243
00:15:54,641 --> 00:15:59,309
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
That sounds like fun.

244
00:16:08,641 --> 00:16:10,550
Welcome aboard.

245
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,925
Yeah, about that.

246
00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:15,675
I don't know how great a
server I'm cut out to be,

247
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,133
carrying trays and all.

248
00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:20,509
Balance and coordination
aren't exactly my strong suit.

249
00:16:20,559 --> 00:16:23,925
Tell me about it.
I'm as clumsy as a donkey.

250
00:16:23,975 --> 00:16:26,309
It's 'cause I got fat feet.

251
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Flat feet.

252
00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:32,475
It's also the reason
I could never join the circus.

253
00:16:33,808 --> 00:16:37,300
But I'm sorry, serving is a
requirement for all wait staff.

254
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:40,758
Well, isn't there any
other job I could do?

255
00:16:40,808 --> 00:16:43,925
You could always take
a shift as mascot.

256
00:16:43,975 --> 00:16:45,891
[slurping]

257
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Change in the back.

258
00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:54,267
[whimpers]

259
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:02,350
The Princess of Darkness
is here to see you.

260
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,092
[sighs]

261
00:17:07,142 --> 00:17:09,259
Not again.

262
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[bell dings]

263
00:17:11,725 --> 00:17:13,550
Four chili dogs for table six.

264
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Two double cheeseburgers
for table nine.

265
00:17:15,641 --> 00:17:18,133
Two chocolate shakes
for table two.

266
00:17:18,183 --> 00:17:19,183
[sniffs]

267
00:17:19,225 --> 00:17:20,925
And a large onions rings
for table three.

268
00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:26,309
Best way to learn how to swim
is to jump in at the deep end.

269
00:17:28,641 --> 00:17:32,309
It's also a great way to drown.

270
00:17:43,058 --> 00:17:45,384
As you are aware,
Mogulburger has...

271
00:17:45,434 --> 00:17:48,092
297 locations
across the country.

272
00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:51,467
Yes. And your location would
make a welcome addition

273
00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:53,591
to our family of franchises.

274
00:17:53,641 --> 00:17:56,008
Veronica, for the
kazillionth time,

275
00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:57,800
I'm not selling.

276
00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,092
What is this really about?

277
00:17:59,142 --> 00:18:02,133
Is it because I never
asked you to prom?

278
00:18:02,183 --> 00:18:05,175
[scoffs]
Prom! Don't be silly.

279
00:18:05,225 --> 00:18:07,883
I haven't thought
about that in years.

280
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:10,217
This is a prime location

281
00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:14,600
and we are willing
to pay handsomely for it.

282
00:18:15,808 --> 00:18:17,425
I don't need to join

283
00:18:17,475 --> 00:18:19,300
the Mogulburger family
of franchises.

284
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:23,891
As you can see, we're doing
very well here on our own.

285
00:18:24,142 --> 00:18:26,050
[gasps]

286
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,350
Oh!

287
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,267
[gasping]

288
00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:33,925
You klutz!

289
00:18:33,975 --> 00:18:35,967
Oh my god, I'm so sorry!

290
00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:37,883
Did you put her up to this?

291
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:40,259
No, of course not.
It was an accident.

292
00:18:40,309 --> 00:18:42,092
We'll pay for your
dry cleaning bill.

293
00:18:42,142 --> 00:18:45,725
Oh, you will pay for
more than just that.

294
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:47,850
Oh!

295
00:18:56,392 --> 00:18:59,925
I told you. It's a real trip
around here.

296
00:18:59,975 --> 00:19:02,975
[laughing]

297
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,142
It's gonna be okay.

298
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:19,225
It's gonna be okay.

299
00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:24,633
It's gonna be...

300
00:19:24,683 --> 00:19:27,675
[voice breaks, sobs]

301
00:19:27,725 --> 00:19:30,683
I just feel so alone.

302
00:19:30,975 --> 00:19:34,683
I know how you feel.
But you're not alone.

303
00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:38,133
Hi there.

304
00:19:38,183 --> 00:19:40,633
You're not gonna throw
that away, are you?

305
00:19:40,683 --> 00:19:44,425
I'll eat it if you're not
going to. I'm starved.

306
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,716
Wow, this looks like
really high quality food,

307
00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:50,475
not like some of that
other junk you humans eat.

308
00:19:50,975 --> 00:19:53,550
My name is Archie.

309
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,925
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but in polite society,

310
00:19:55,975 --> 00:19:57,758
when someone introduces
themselves to you,

311
00:19:57,808 --> 00:20:01,309
it's customary to
return the favour.

312
00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:03,342
ARCHIE:
You speak English?

313
00:20:03,392 --> 00:20:05,925
Okay, parlez-vous français?

314
00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:07,467
Habla español?

315
00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,133
Sprechen sie deutsche?

316
00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:11,092
You're-you're a talking dog?

317
00:20:11,142 --> 00:20:13,092
I suppose that's an
accurate description,

318
00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:15,800
though I have many
other qualities as well.

319
00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:18,217
You still haven't
told me your name.

320
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,550
I-I-Isabel.

321
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,008
There we go.
Now we're getting somewhere.

322
00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:23,342
Nice to meet you, Isabel.

323
00:20:23,392 --> 00:20:26,633
Yeah, yeah, nice...
Nice to meet you.

324
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,758
I'm talking to a dog.

325
00:20:28,808 --> 00:20:32,975
I must have finally
lost my mind.

326
00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:36,683
ARCHIE:
Hey, wait!

327
00:20:36,975 --> 00:20:40,808
Does that mean it's cool
if I eat your cheeseburger?

328
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,300
[muttering]

329
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:49,342
It's just stress. That's all.

330
00:20:49,392 --> 00:20:52,133
Hallucinations
brought on by stress.

331
00:20:52,183 --> 00:20:54,434
[zooming sound]

332
00:20:55,142 --> 00:20:55,942
Hello again.

333
00:20:55,975 --> 00:20:59,591
Listen, I think we got off
on the wrong paw back there.

334
00:20:59,641 --> 00:21:01,384
How did you get here so fast?

335
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:04,342
I told you I had many
different abilities.

336
00:21:04,392 --> 00:21:05,591
Clearly.

337
00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:07,300
I didn't mean to freak you out.

338
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:10,716
I'm new in town and I-I
don't have any friends.

339
00:21:10,766 --> 00:21:12,008
Me too.

340
00:21:12,058 --> 00:21:14,175
Which one?
You're new in town

341
00:21:14,225 --> 00:21:16,509
or you don't
have any friends? Both.

342
00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:18,925
Oh, cool.
We're a good match then.

343
00:21:18,975 --> 00:21:22,550
No, we're-we're not. I can't
be seen talking to a dog.

344
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,092
Everyone's gonna think
that I am a major...

345
00:21:25,142 --> 00:21:27,259
[in unison]
Loser!

346
00:21:27,309 --> 00:21:29,509
[laughing]

347
00:21:29,559 --> 00:21:31,841
Well, that wasn't very nice.

348
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,675
Yeah, tell me about it.

349
00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:35,967
Are you done with that?

350
00:21:36,017 --> 00:21:37,259
[electronic whirring]

351
00:21:37,309 --> 00:21:39,509
Just gotta line this up,
factor in the angle,

352
00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:43,766
wind speed, and milkshake
viscosity, and watch!

353
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:52,142
[screaming]

354
00:21:54,142 --> 00:21:56,100
[laughs]

355
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,133
That was pretty good.

356
00:21:59,183 --> 00:22:00,800
I know.

357
00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:03,008
Who are you?

358
00:22:03,058 --> 00:22:04,591
Wh-what are you?

359
00:22:04,641 --> 00:22:08,475
ARCHIE: You might want to
be sitting down for this.

360
00:22:10,517 --> 00:22:12,175
You're a robot?

361
00:22:12,225 --> 00:22:13,925
No, I'm not a robot.

362
00:22:13,975 --> 00:22:15,425
I'm a cybernetic organism.

363
00:22:15,475 --> 00:22:18,425
I'm made of both organic
and machine parts.

364
00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:19,883
Like The Terminator?

365
00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:21,550
Kind of, but much friendlier.

366
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,175
I was designed to look
exactly like a normal dog,

367
00:22:24,225 --> 00:22:26,925
but I am quite extraordinary.
What can you do?

368
00:22:26,975 --> 00:22:30,591
Besides the fact that I'm
conversing with you right now?

369
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:33,683
I can move at lightning speed.

370
00:22:35,142 --> 00:22:35,909
Prove it.

371
00:22:35,933 --> 00:22:40,475
Go get that Frisbee over
there and bring it back here.

372
00:22:42,225 --> 00:22:45,350
Wow, awesome.
Thanks.

373
00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,633
So, what else?

374
00:22:49,683 --> 00:22:52,267
I've got x-ray vision.

375
00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:55,092
Hm...

376
00:22:55,142 --> 00:22:57,758
what colour underwear
is that guy wearing?

377
00:22:57,808 --> 00:23:00,267
[electronic whirring]

378
00:23:01,559 --> 00:23:02,591
White.

379
00:23:02,641 --> 00:23:06,050
Oh wait, with a little
streak of brown.

380
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,933
Ew.

381
00:23:08,225 --> 00:23:11,967
So where did you come from?

382
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:14,300
I was created by
a biotech company.

383
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:16,641
I was a prototype.

384
00:23:18,725 --> 00:23:20,675
One night, a man named Hugh,

385
00:23:20,725 --> 00:23:22,925
who was the night janitor
at the company,

386
00:23:22,975 --> 00:23:26,309
stole me from the laboratory.

387
00:23:29,559 --> 00:23:31,425
And, man, did he stink!

388
00:23:31,475 --> 00:23:32,800
It was this noxious mixture

389
00:23:32,850 --> 00:23:36,808
of stale corn chips
and cheap cologne. Yuck!

390
00:23:37,891 --> 00:23:39,175
He kept me in captivity

391
00:23:39,225 --> 00:23:42,800
and he threatened to shut down
my mainframe if I didn't obey.

392
00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:44,675
He dragged me
across the country,

393
00:23:44,725 --> 00:23:47,975
forcing me to commit
all kinds of crimes.

394
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:54,550
Then there were the dog shows,
all that primping and preening.

395
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,467
Don't make me go back. Please.
Do you have any idea

396
00:23:57,517 --> 00:24:00,758
what it's like not to have
a place to call home?

397
00:24:00,808 --> 00:24:04,267
Let's go. I've got an idea.

398
00:24:08,475 --> 00:24:12,300
Hm, knight takes rook
takes queen. Checkmate.

399
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:14,133
PAUL:
Where'd you find him?

400
00:24:14,183 --> 00:24:16,591
I found him scrounging
around the dumpster

401
00:24:16,641 --> 00:24:17,550
behind the restaurant.

402
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,175
He must belong to somebody.
Didn't he have a collar on? No.

403
00:24:21,225 --> 00:24:24,092
I don't know, Isabel.
I'm really allergic to dogs.

404
00:24:24,142 --> 00:24:27,591
Although this little fella
hasn't made me sneeze once.

405
00:24:27,641 --> 00:24:29,008
Can we keep him?

406
00:24:29,058 --> 00:24:32,434
I promise I will take
good care of him.

407
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:36,300
Ah, okay, fine.

408
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:39,716
But tomorrow take him to
the veterinarian, Mr. Neebs.

409
00:24:39,766 --> 00:24:41,841
He's probably got fleas.

410
00:24:41,891 --> 00:24:43,259
Fleas? As if.

411
00:24:43,309 --> 00:24:46,766
And make sure he doesn't
poo on the lawn.

412
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,100
See ya later.

413
00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:02,050
I'm sorry. Poo?

414
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:05,800
Do you actually... do that?

415
00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:07,425
Kind of a personal question.

416
00:25:07,475 --> 00:25:11,384
Yes, I do, but it comes
out as golden nuggets.

417
00:25:11,434 --> 00:25:12,467
Really?

418
00:25:12,517 --> 00:25:15,633
No, I'm kidding.
It's just regular old poo.

419
00:25:15,683 --> 00:25:18,142
I forgot my keys.

420
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,675
Who were you talking to?

421
00:25:20,725 --> 00:25:24,050
Who, me? I-I-I was just
talking to Archie, here.

422
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,925
[panting]

423
00:25:25,975 --> 00:25:29,392
Aw. Did he talk back?

424
00:25:31,142 --> 00:25:33,716
Can you talk back, buddy? Huh?

425
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:36,591
You're not the brightest pup
in the litter, are you?

426
00:25:36,641 --> 00:25:39,050
Oh, with the election
coming up, I was wondering

427
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:41,467
if maybe you'd like to be
my campaign manager?

428
00:25:41,517 --> 00:25:45,550
Yeah, yeah, sure, I'd love to.
But what do I need to do?

429
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,050
Not much really.

430
00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:48,259
Nobody ever runs against me.

431
00:25:48,309 --> 00:25:52,133
Well, at least I could write
your campaign speech for you.

432
00:25:52,183 --> 00:25:54,509
You know how they say
there are people

433
00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:57,217
who fear public speaking
more than death?

434
00:25:57,267 --> 00:25:58,227
I'm one of those people.

435
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:01,259
But we're gonna have a campaign
party at the restaurant.

436
00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:04,225
You can help plan that,
if you like.

437
00:26:10,641 --> 00:26:12,092
Did you...

438
00:26:12,142 --> 00:26:14,133
finish the puzzle?

439
00:26:14,183 --> 00:26:15,259
Uh, yeah.

440
00:26:15,309 --> 00:26:18,475
It really gives
your brain a workout.

441
00:26:36,392 --> 00:26:39,142
[sighs]

442
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:43,384
ARCHIE: Can't believe I
agreed to wear a leash.

443
00:26:43,434 --> 00:26:47,933
I had a perfect score on the Mensa
intelligence test, ya know.

444
00:26:52,392 --> 00:26:54,808
Hi.

445
00:26:56,392 --> 00:26:58,883
What's cookin', good lookin'?

446
00:26:58,933 --> 00:27:01,800
[romantic accordion music]

447
00:27:01,850 --> 00:27:05,142
♪

448
00:27:07,475 --> 00:27:10,883
Well, it seems like we keep
running into each other.

449
00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:13,467
Yeah, it's a small town.

450
00:27:13,517 --> 00:27:18,766
You can't really escape anybody,
so get used to it.

451
00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:25,309
I'm sorry about
the Lindsays yesterday.

452
00:27:25,559 --> 00:27:27,050
The Lindsays?

453
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:31,092
Yeah, they can be
pretty awful sometimes.

454
00:27:31,142 --> 00:27:32,550
Oh.

455
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,758
Well, it wasn't your fault.

456
00:27:34,808 --> 00:27:36,800
Still, it wasn't cool

457
00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:40,183
and I should have done
something about it.

458
00:27:41,975 --> 00:27:44,641
I can handle it.

459
00:27:45,434 --> 00:27:47,758
I didn't know you had a dog.

460
00:27:47,808 --> 00:27:49,591
Neither did I.

461
00:27:49,641 --> 00:27:51,633
I-I just found him.

462
00:27:51,683 --> 00:27:54,509
Your dog is beautiful.

463
00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:56,384
Thanks. Her name's Sally.

464
00:27:56,434 --> 00:28:01,434
Forswear it, sight! For I ne'er
saw true beauty till this night.

465
00:28:02,142 --> 00:28:05,342
Yeah, I brought her in because
she hasn't been herself lately.

466
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,259
I'm sure the vet will
help you figure out

467
00:28:08,309 --> 00:28:09,118
what's wrong with her.

468
00:28:09,142 --> 00:28:13,891
[snorts] Yeah. Clearly you haven't
met our local veterinarian.

469
00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:16,434
Hm.

470
00:28:18,142 --> 00:28:20,425
I've just experienced
love at first sight.

471
00:28:20,475 --> 00:28:22,509
Oh, man, it's glorious!

472
00:28:22,559 --> 00:28:23,467
Shhh!

473
00:28:23,517 --> 00:28:25,925
Can't you be happy for me
and my girlfriend?

474
00:28:25,975 --> 00:28:29,050
[scoffs] Your girlfriend?
Future girlfriend.

475
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:31,225
[door opens]

476
00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:33,550
Well, all right.

477
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,259
Let's have a look at
this little fella.

478
00:28:36,309 --> 00:28:38,267
[chuckles]

479
00:28:40,975 --> 00:28:42,725
Mh-hm.

480
00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,175
Seems quite healthy.

481
00:28:49,225 --> 00:28:53,600
Oh, just gotta check
one more thing.

482
00:28:55,641 --> 00:28:57,925
Why is he putting
on a rubber glove?

483
00:28:57,975 --> 00:29:00,300
[coughs]
What's that, dear?

484
00:29:00,350 --> 00:29:03,342
Uh, I was just saying that
you seem to treat

485
00:29:03,392 --> 00:29:06,475
your patients with utter love.

486
00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:07,758
Oh! Yes.

487
00:29:07,808 --> 00:29:10,509
Well, that's why I became
a veterinarian.

488
00:29:10,559 --> 00:29:12,175
[snapping]

489
00:29:12,225 --> 00:29:14,725
[nervous chuckle]

490
00:29:15,559 --> 00:29:16,925
Ough!

491
00:29:16,975 --> 00:29:19,475
[electronic zapping]

492
00:29:24,517 --> 00:29:28,225
[high-pitched voice] I think
that'll be all for today.

493
00:29:29,475 --> 00:29:32,175
I can't believe you did
that to the poor man.

494
00:29:32,225 --> 00:29:35,758
Poor man? What about me?
I'm the real victim here.

495
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:37,259
Archie!

496
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:39,350
Hey, c'mon.

497
00:29:41,517 --> 00:29:43,633
Can I walk you home?

498
00:29:43,683 --> 00:29:46,058
Sure.

499
00:29:46,434 --> 00:29:48,550
ISABEL: Why do you
have a service dog?

500
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,133
AARON: Sally's not
technically my dog.

501
00:29:51,183 --> 00:29:53,766
She belongs to my dad.

502
00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:56,758
He lost his eyesight
a few years ago,

503
00:29:56,808 --> 00:29:59,716
so Sally's his guide dog.

504
00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:01,766
Oh.

505
00:30:03,183 --> 00:30:04,841
That's sad.

506
00:30:04,891 --> 00:30:05,800
Yeah.

507
00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:10,058
It's really sad to hear
what happened to your parents.

508
00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:12,217
[inhales]

509
00:30:12,267 --> 00:30:14,591
Sometimes I...

510
00:30:14,641 --> 00:30:18,509
still don't really believe
it actually happened.

511
00:30:18,559 --> 00:30:21,766
It was all so sudden.

512
00:30:27,309 --> 00:30:29,467
And thanks

513
00:30:29,517 --> 00:30:32,800
for not saying you're sorry.

514
00:30:32,850 --> 00:30:35,716
It's what everyone
said to me after.

515
00:30:35,766 --> 00:30:39,883
"We're so sorry."
Like it was their fault.

516
00:30:39,933 --> 00:30:41,591
But...

517
00:30:41,641 --> 00:30:45,675
the truth is
it wasn't anyone's fault.

518
00:30:45,725 --> 00:30:49,434
It just happened.

519
00:30:55,933 --> 00:30:57,975
Come on.

520
00:31:03,766 --> 00:31:05,725
Oh!

521
00:31:06,808 --> 00:31:10,217
That Sally is such
a spectacular dog.

522
00:31:10,267 --> 00:31:11,300
I am smitten.

523
00:31:11,350 --> 00:31:14,550
Archie, you need to act
like a normal dog.

524
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,967
We had way too many
close calls today.

525
00:31:17,017 --> 00:31:18,716
Why are you such
a negative Nellie?

526
00:31:18,766 --> 00:31:21,509
Okay, you know what? Fine!
Do what you like!

527
00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:24,092
Just don't blame me
when you get taken away.

528
00:31:24,142 --> 00:31:27,925
I'm sorry. I haven't exactly
been on my best behaviour.

529
00:31:27,975 --> 00:31:29,133
It's okay.

530
00:31:29,183 --> 00:31:30,925
Why have you been so good to me?

531
00:31:30,975 --> 00:31:35,309
I mean, you convinced your
uncle to take me in and all.

532
00:31:35,517 --> 00:31:37,591
You're my best friend.

533
00:31:37,641 --> 00:31:38,800
I am?

534
00:31:38,850 --> 00:31:40,591
Well, you're my only friend,

535
00:31:40,641 --> 00:31:44,633
which sort of makes you
my best friend by default.

536
00:31:44,683 --> 00:31:46,591
Best friends help
each other out.

537
00:31:46,641 --> 00:31:48,050
Yeah, you're right.

538
00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:51,925
But you should know that
I don't think I have a soul.

539
00:31:51,975 --> 00:31:53,259
You don't? Why not?

540
00:31:53,309 --> 00:31:56,925
Well because I'm just a machine.
Machines can't have souls.

541
00:31:56,975 --> 00:31:58,384
Can they?

542
00:31:58,434 --> 00:32:00,800
I really don't know.

543
00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:05,425
But regardless, soul or no soul,

544
00:32:05,475 --> 00:32:08,675
you're still my best friend.

545
00:32:08,725 --> 00:32:11,350
And you're mine.

546
00:32:25,559 --> 00:32:28,142
What do ya think?

547
00:32:29,183 --> 00:32:31,933
Pretty impressive, huh?

548
00:32:34,683 --> 00:32:37,133
Don't worry.
It's not real.

549
00:32:37,183 --> 00:32:38,925
I made it myself.

550
00:32:38,975 --> 00:32:41,008
This mascot gig
is only my day job.

551
00:32:41,058 --> 00:32:44,758
My true calling in life
is to open up my very own

552
00:32:44,808 --> 00:32:46,217
joke and novelty shop.

553
00:32:46,267 --> 00:32:50,133
I make all my own products:
fake poo, rubber vomit.

554
00:32:50,183 --> 00:32:52,384
My specialty is farting powder.

555
00:32:52,434 --> 00:32:54,841
I perfected the most
potent recipe.

556
00:32:54,891 --> 00:32:58,475
Mm, you must be so proud.

557
00:33:02,517 --> 00:33:06,559
This is some of my best work.

558
00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:10,683
I can do this.
I can do this.

559
00:33:11,434 --> 00:33:13,841
Oof!
Oh-ho-ho-ho!

560
00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:15,675
Hi.

561
00:33:15,725 --> 00:33:17,467
Thanks.
No problem.

562
00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:20,800
Sorry. I'm still kind of a
liability with these things.

563
00:33:20,850 --> 00:33:24,142
I'm sure you're doing just fine.

564
00:33:24,267 --> 00:33:25,092
Um,

565
00:33:25,142 --> 00:33:28,342
there's a movie playing
in the park tonight, uh.

566
00:33:28,392 --> 00:33:30,550
Do you want to go?

567
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,675
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to.

568
00:33:32,725 --> 00:33:37,050
Cool. Well, um, I'll wait
outside and we can go together.

569
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:39,008
Yeah, yeah.
Sounds good.

570
00:33:39,058 --> 00:33:42,100
Cool.Cool.

571
00:33:49,142 --> 00:33:51,509
The dishwasher
called in sick today.

572
00:33:51,559 --> 00:33:53,591
You drew the short straw.

573
00:33:53,641 --> 00:33:55,716
But I didn't-I didn't
draw a straw.

574
00:33:55,766 --> 00:33:58,591
Believe me, honey, you did.

575
00:33:58,641 --> 00:34:01,267
The short one.

576
00:34:04,766 --> 00:34:08,225
I'm never gonna get out of here.

577
00:34:10,142 --> 00:34:13,175
I hear we have a
movie to get to.

578
00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:15,475
[zooming sounds]

579
00:34:18,183 --> 00:34:20,142
[laughs]

580
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:24,808
[projector running,
monster sounds]

581
00:34:26,975 --> 00:34:28,841
ARCHIE:
Double date at the movies.

582
00:34:28,891 --> 00:34:31,092
Doesn't get more
romantic than this.

583
00:34:31,142 --> 00:34:33,267
Am I right?

584
00:34:39,017 --> 00:34:42,100
I think we're being watched.

585
00:34:43,392 --> 00:34:47,058
Yeah, they can be
a bit possessive.

586
00:34:48,766 --> 00:34:50,725
Well...

587
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,392
at least they're both pretty.

588
00:34:55,309 --> 00:34:57,933
They're not my type.

589
00:34:58,975 --> 00:35:01,509
I can't believe she's
on a date with him.

590
00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:05,891
I know! It's completely
unbelievable.

591
00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:13,100
[yawns loudly]

592
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:18,092
Okay, sorry. I don't know
why I did that.

593
00:35:18,142 --> 00:35:19,175
[laughs]What?

594
00:35:19,225 --> 00:35:21,675
It's just the whole
arm-stretch thing

595
00:35:21,725 --> 00:35:23,633
is just super dorky.

596
00:35:23,683 --> 00:35:25,808
It's okay.

597
00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:28,100
I don't mind.

598
00:35:34,641 --> 00:35:37,300
Un-freaking-believable!

599
00:35:37,350 --> 00:35:39,683
Oh! That's it!

600
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,591
So, you're a guide dog, huh?

601
00:35:46,641 --> 00:35:48,217
That's, uh, that's cool.

602
00:35:48,267 --> 00:35:52,434
I have a lot of talents myself,
you may have noticed.

603
00:35:53,058 --> 00:35:54,975
Or not.

604
00:35:57,225 --> 00:35:59,600
[audience groans]

605
00:35:59,975 --> 00:36:04,633
Uh-oh, looks like I need to step
in here and save the day.

606
00:36:04,683 --> 00:36:06,050
Again.

607
00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:08,591
Will you excuse me, Sally?

608
00:36:08,641 --> 00:36:10,850
Tough crowd.

609
00:36:14,850 --> 00:36:17,758
Space Milkshake.
Okay, I can find this.

610
00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:18,808
[electronic whirring]

611
00:36:18,850 --> 00:36:23,766
Here we go. And looking,
searching, and got it!

612
00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:27,092
[whirring]

613
00:36:27,142 --> 00:36:30,600
[applause and cheers]

614
00:36:47,766 --> 00:36:48,967
[sighs]

615
00:36:49,017 --> 00:36:51,758
My kingdom for a WiFi signal.

616
00:36:51,808 --> 00:36:54,467
ARCHIE:
I can get you online.

617
00:36:54,517 --> 00:36:56,425
You can?
Sure.

618
00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:57,925
[connection sound]

619
00:36:57,975 --> 00:37:00,217
Yes! Civilization!

620
00:37:00,267 --> 00:37:03,175
The password is
Archie is awesome.

621
00:37:03,225 --> 00:37:05,841
I'm kidding.
There is no password.

622
00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:08,425
Hey, honey, we're just
leaving for the school now,

623
00:37:08,475 --> 00:37:11,716
but we wanted to tell
you how proud of you we are.

624
00:37:11,766 --> 00:37:13,967
Look, your father's
even wearing a tie.

625
00:37:14,017 --> 00:37:15,633
Of course I'm wearing a tie.

626
00:37:15,683 --> 00:37:17,509
My daughter just
won the presidency.

627
00:37:17,559 --> 00:37:20,384
I want to look good
for the inaugural ball.

628
00:37:20,434 --> 00:37:23,891
We love you so much, Izzy.
See you soon.

629
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:28,050
[sniffling]

630
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:30,058
You okay?

631
00:37:30,891 --> 00:37:33,933
It's just hard sometimes.

632
00:37:37,475 --> 00:37:40,183
All the time.

633
00:37:41,975 --> 00:37:47,475
I had just won the student
council election at my school.

634
00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:51,008
I was only in grade 10, but...

635
00:37:51,058 --> 00:37:54,633
my parents were always
helping me

636
00:37:54,683 --> 00:37:58,017
and supporting me.

637
00:37:59,559 --> 00:38:02,092
That's what they were like.

638
00:38:02,142 --> 00:38:03,259
[chuckles]

639
00:38:03,309 --> 00:38:04,967
They used to put
these handwritten,

640
00:38:05,017 --> 00:38:08,925
inspirational messages in
my backpack or in my lunch.

641
00:38:08,975 --> 00:38:13,225
"If you can dream it,
you can do it."

642
00:38:13,933 --> 00:38:17,225
They were such dorks.

643
00:38:21,641 --> 00:38:22,800
[sighs]

644
00:38:22,850 --> 00:38:28,975
It's... crazy to think how
quickly life can change.

645
00:38:32,475 --> 00:38:36,891
[voice breaking] I guess I
really am an orphan now.

646
00:38:40,725 --> 00:38:42,175
Me too.

647
00:38:42,225 --> 00:38:44,967
I never really had a family...

648
00:38:45,017 --> 00:38:47,683
until now.

649
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,267
[gulls calling]

650
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:08,967
I've gotta go to work.

651
00:39:09,017 --> 00:39:10,716
I'm gonna be busy all day.

652
00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:12,925
Paul's campaign party
is tonight.

653
00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:15,175
You gonna be able
to behave yourself?

654
00:39:15,225 --> 00:39:18,808
Hey-hey, it's Archie
you're talking to.

655
00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:25,008
Sally, Sally, Sally,
Sally, Sally, Sally, Sally...

656
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:26,758
Hello, Sally!

657
00:39:26,808 --> 00:39:29,259
This is our signature dish.

658
00:39:29,309 --> 00:39:33,758
Secret recipe that
goes back generations.

659
00:39:33,808 --> 00:39:35,300
Chili.

660
00:39:35,350 --> 00:39:38,808
The holy grail of chili.

661
00:39:39,267 --> 00:39:41,092
Now, with the rest of the staff

662
00:39:41,142 --> 00:39:42,800
busy preparing for the party
this evening,

663
00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:47,300
you have been assigned the most
important job of all:

664
00:39:47,350 --> 00:39:50,675
the guardian of the chili.

665
00:39:50,725 --> 00:39:53,559
I accept.

666
00:39:57,309 --> 00:40:01,967
First rule of chili: don't
take your eyes off the chili.

667
00:40:02,017 --> 00:40:04,133
Second rule of chili,

668
00:40:04,183 --> 00:40:05,509
don't...

669
00:40:05,559 --> 00:40:07,509
take your eyes...

670
00:40:07,559 --> 00:40:10,559
off the chili.

671
00:40:20,641 --> 00:40:23,050
♪ Bum bum bum bum,
ba-ba bum bum ♪

672
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:25,716
♪ bum bum bum bum ba-ba
bum bum ♪

673
00:40:25,766 --> 00:40:28,392
♪ bum bum bum bum bu-

674
00:40:30,475 --> 00:40:32,891
What the...?

675
00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:35,591
[indiscernible chatter]

676
00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:38,475
[phones ringing]

677
00:40:51,766 --> 00:40:54,725
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

678
00:40:55,434 --> 00:40:57,392
Okay.

679
00:40:59,058 --> 00:41:01,434
[hangs up]

680
00:41:04,267 --> 00:41:05,758
Oh hello, Paul.

681
00:41:05,808 --> 00:41:08,883
Fancy seeing you here
in enemy territory.

682
00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:10,883
Veronica, what are you doing?

683
00:41:10,933 --> 00:41:14,509
What does it look like, silly?
I'm running for mayor.

684
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:15,675
[laughs]

685
00:41:15,725 --> 00:41:17,716
But you don't even live here.

686
00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:21,517
Oh, I do now. I bought
a house this morning.

687
00:41:23,975 --> 00:41:26,217
Since when did you ever
have any interest

688
00:41:26,267 --> 00:41:28,259
in running for mayor
of Deanewood?

689
00:41:28,309 --> 00:41:31,758
I've always wanted to give
back to the community,

690
00:41:31,808 --> 00:41:33,509
and I figured what better way

691
00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:36,342
than at the municipal level
in my hometown.

692
00:41:36,392 --> 00:41:37,425
[scoffs]

693
00:41:37,475 --> 00:41:39,509
Veronica, you're kidding
yourself if you think

694
00:41:39,559 --> 00:41:43,808
the people of Deanewood are
gonna side with you over me.

695
00:41:46,517 --> 00:41:47,800
[sighs]

696
00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:51,350
We'll just see about that.

697
00:42:02,475 --> 00:42:04,850
[keyboard clicking]

698
00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:17,683
[flutters lips]

699
00:42:20,392 --> 00:42:24,100
Hey, check out
what I found online.

700
00:42:24,975 --> 00:42:27,342
Coolest thing I've
ever seen in my life!

701
00:42:27,392 --> 00:42:31,092
I should hire this dog to work
at my novelty store.

702
00:42:31,142 --> 00:42:33,933
I wonder who his agent is.

703
00:42:35,309 --> 00:42:37,725
[chili bubbling]

704
00:42:39,434 --> 00:42:41,641
Ooh oh!

705
00:42:45,975 --> 00:42:47,175
Get me a WiFi signal.

706
00:42:47,225 --> 00:42:50,092
I can't. The Internet
is down. Everywhere.

707
00:42:50,142 --> 00:42:51,342
On earth.

708
00:42:51,392 --> 00:42:54,600
Get me a WiFi signal.Okay.

709
00:42:55,725 --> 00:42:57,800
Archie, I told you
not to show off.

710
00:42:57,850 --> 00:43:00,050
I-I told you to act
like a normal dog.

711
00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:03,217
I'm sorry, but I was doing it
to try impress Sally.

712
00:43:03,267 --> 00:43:06,175
She's got no time for me.
It's driving me crazy!

713
00:43:06,225 --> 00:43:08,509
Look, if we don't get
these taken down,

714
00:43:08,559 --> 00:43:11,008
they're gonna go viral.
Well, let's hope so.

715
00:43:11,058 --> 00:43:14,175
Sorry, you're right.
Let's get them taken down.

716
00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:16,975
How do we do that?

717
00:43:29,683 --> 00:43:32,008
Hi. I need your help.

718
00:43:32,058 --> 00:43:34,550
Sure, what's up?

719
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,800
There's something you
should know about Archie.

720
00:43:37,850 --> 00:43:39,425
He's not a normal dog.

721
00:43:39,475 --> 00:43:42,800
I know. I saw him in the park.
That was pretty impressive.

722
00:43:42,850 --> 00:43:45,716
I didn't know he could
do all those tricks.

723
00:43:45,766 --> 00:43:48,467
That's not all he can do.

724
00:43:48,517 --> 00:43:50,675
Really, like what?

725
00:43:50,725 --> 00:43:52,259
Well, I can talk.

726
00:43:52,309 --> 00:43:55,309
Ha. Yeah, that's cool.

727
00:43:58,933 --> 00:44:00,758
D-d-did you just...
Did he just...

728
00:44:00,808 --> 00:44:03,259
Yes. Okay, here's the highlight
reel. I'm a robot.

729
00:44:03,309 --> 00:44:06,217
People are looking for me
and we're wondering if you know

730
00:44:06,267 --> 00:44:09,633
how to get some pictures of me
down from the Internet?

731
00:44:09,683 --> 00:44:12,633
Uh, um, uh yeah.
Yeah, I think I can.

732
00:44:12,683 --> 00:44:15,758
Great. We'll explain the rest later.
But-but I...

733
00:44:15,808 --> 00:44:18,017
Shh. I know it's a lot.

734
00:44:18,641 --> 00:44:21,725
[chili bubbling]

735
00:45:05,142 --> 00:45:06,591
Hi.
Hi.

736
00:45:06,641 --> 00:45:09,425
Can I, uh, help you?

737
00:45:09,475 --> 00:45:10,883
Yeah, yeah.

738
00:45:10,933 --> 00:45:13,509
I'm kinda hungry.
It's a long drive.

739
00:45:13,559 --> 00:45:16,133
Um, what's good here?

740
00:45:16,183 --> 00:45:19,259
Uh, oh, well, everything.

741
00:45:19,309 --> 00:45:22,142
Oh, okay. Um...

742
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,591
I don't really eat a
lot of fast food, so.

743
00:45:25,641 --> 00:45:28,716
Well, we don't really
serve fast food.

744
00:45:28,766 --> 00:45:31,509
I mean it's fast
and it's food, obviously,

745
00:45:31,559 --> 00:45:33,841
but it's not fast food per se.

746
00:45:33,891 --> 00:45:37,633
I like to call it
"slow food, made fast."

747
00:45:37,683 --> 00:45:39,133
[chuckles]

748
00:45:39,183 --> 00:45:41,716
That's impressive.

749
00:45:41,766 --> 00:45:43,092
I guess you're the owner?

750
00:45:43,142 --> 00:45:44,758
Yeah, yeah.
My name's Paul.

751
00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:48,758
I'm Brooke. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

752
00:45:48,808 --> 00:45:51,758
So what brings you to town?

753
00:45:51,808 --> 00:45:54,092
You just passing through?

754
00:45:54,142 --> 00:45:59,133
No, um, actually,
it's gonna sounds strange.

755
00:45:59,183 --> 00:46:01,133
I'm looking for a dog.

756
00:46:01,183 --> 00:46:04,425
He's my dog.
I'm looking for my dog.

757
00:46:04,475 --> 00:46:05,275
I lost him.

758
00:46:05,309 --> 00:46:08,675
Um, I think he might
have ended up here. Here?

759
00:46:08,725 --> 00:46:10,633
Yeah. How would
that have happened?

760
00:46:10,683 --> 00:46:13,716
I guess you could say
he was being shipped

761
00:46:13,766 --> 00:46:16,425
across the country
and he got loose

762
00:46:16,475 --> 00:46:17,716
and might be in this area.

763
00:46:17,766 --> 00:46:20,259
You haven't seen a strange
dog wandering around here,

764
00:46:20,309 --> 00:46:22,509
have you? As a matter
of fact, I have.

765
00:46:22,559 --> 00:46:26,683
My niece found a stray dog.
We've just taken him in.

766
00:46:28,517 --> 00:46:30,425
Hey.
[breathing hard]

767
00:46:30,475 --> 00:46:31,475
You okay?

768
00:46:31,517 --> 00:46:34,259
Yeah, I'm just stirring the
chili. It's quite a workout.

769
00:46:34,309 --> 00:46:38,550
Ah. Oh, uh, this is Brooke
and she lost her dog.

770
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,550
Yeah. Is this him?

771
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,591
No, definitely not.

772
00:46:42,641 --> 00:46:45,967
I don't know.
It kinda looks like him.

773
00:46:46,017 --> 00:46:47,550
N-no, not at all.

774
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,925
I-I'd like to see him,
just to be sure.

775
00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:52,425
Well, you can't.

776
00:46:52,475 --> 00:46:55,425
I mean, you could
if I still had him,

777
00:46:55,475 --> 00:46:57,633
but I don't anymore.
He ran away.

778
00:46:57,683 --> 00:47:00,259
You didn't tell me
Archie ran away.

779
00:47:00,309 --> 00:47:02,550
Archie?

780
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,467
Well, I'm sure he'll
show up again soon.

781
00:47:04,517 --> 00:47:07,133
And we're having a function
at the restaurant tonight.

782
00:47:07,183 --> 00:47:10,133
Maybe you want to come by.
Okay, sure, yeah!

783
00:47:10,183 --> 00:47:12,641
Okay.Yeah.

784
00:47:15,475 --> 00:47:18,600
[footsteps on gravel]

785
00:47:25,725 --> 00:47:27,509
Heh heh heh heh!

786
00:47:27,559 --> 00:47:29,841
I'm gonna get that robot.

787
00:47:29,891 --> 00:47:31,925
[llama growls]

788
00:47:31,975 --> 00:47:35,559
What are you looking at?

789
00:47:37,058 --> 00:47:38,591
Is that my wig?

790
00:47:38,641 --> 00:47:40,425
[llama growls]

791
00:47:40,475 --> 00:47:43,766
Looks pretty good on ya.

792
00:47:52,058 --> 00:47:55,259
[indiscernible crowd chatter]

793
00:47:55,309 --> 00:47:58,559
How you doing? Good to see you.

794
00:48:00,142 --> 00:48:01,142
Hey, guys.

795
00:48:01,183 --> 00:48:04,758
Your chili burger alone
is worth my vote, Paul.

796
00:48:04,808 --> 00:48:06,675
I wish you'd give me the recipe!

797
00:48:06,725 --> 00:48:09,925
Sorry, Madge, it's an ancient
Sullivan family secret.

798
00:48:09,975 --> 00:48:11,675
Mm.
Excuse me.

799
00:48:11,725 --> 00:48:13,425
Hi.
Hi.

800
00:48:13,475 --> 00:48:14,550
Welcome back.

801
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,550
Thanks. I'm just wondering
if my dog has shown up yet?

802
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,675
Uh, no, no, I haven't seen him.
But-but you should stick around.

803
00:48:21,725 --> 00:48:25,092
You know, in case
he does show up again.

804
00:48:25,142 --> 00:48:27,175
Would you like a chili burger?

805
00:48:27,225 --> 00:48:30,591
Sure! Yeah.Yeah.

806
00:48:30,641 --> 00:48:32,841
Uh, one second.

807
00:48:32,891 --> 00:48:35,800
Hi, I'm Paul.
I don't believe we've met.

808
00:48:35,850 --> 00:48:39,175
Health inspector. I'd like
to take a look around.

809
00:48:39,225 --> 00:48:43,841
Uh, sure. Can I ask
what this is about?

810
00:48:43,891 --> 00:48:46,050
Routine check.

811
00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:48,591
Routine check at
8pm on a Saturday?

812
00:48:48,641 --> 00:48:51,175
There are over 70 trillion
types of bacteria

813
00:48:51,225 --> 00:48:56,092
and they don't just work 9 to 5,
therefore neither do I.

814
00:48:56,142 --> 00:49:00,017
Now, can you direct
me to the kitchen.

815
00:49:01,225 --> 00:49:03,467
Uh, yeah, sure.
It's this way.

816
00:49:03,517 --> 00:49:05,683
Excuse me.

817
00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:10,309
Archie!

818
00:49:21,267 --> 00:49:23,725
Hello.

819
00:49:29,725 --> 00:49:33,591
Mr. Sullivan, I couldn't find
one single health code violation

820
00:49:33,641 --> 00:49:36,050
in this entire establishment.

821
00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:37,967
Believe me, I tried.

822
00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:42,008
Well, we run an airtight
ship around here.

823
00:49:42,058 --> 00:49:43,758
[loud fart]

824
00:49:43,808 --> 00:49:45,300
Oh my.

825
00:49:45,350 --> 00:49:47,425
[loud fart]

826
00:49:47,475 --> 00:49:51,641
[multiple farts exploding]

827
00:49:52,475 --> 00:49:56,384
[Beethoven's "Ode to Joy"
playing in time to farting]

828
00:49:56,434 --> 00:49:57,967
♪

829
00:49:58,017 --> 00:50:02,217
[farting throughout]
♪

830
00:50:02,267 --> 00:50:03,067
♪

831
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:13,400
♪

832
00:50:21,392 --> 00:50:23,517
[music stops]

833
00:50:26,225 --> 00:50:28,933
[farting continues]

834
00:50:48,309 --> 00:50:50,175
[sighs]

835
00:50:50,225 --> 00:50:52,092
[Archie farts]

836
00:50:52,142 --> 00:50:55,467
You didn't happen to have
a chili burger, did you?

837
00:50:55,517 --> 00:50:58,350
No, I ate a trumpet for dinner.

838
00:51:01,183 --> 00:51:04,841
You took your eye off
the chili, didn't you?

839
00:51:04,891 --> 00:51:07,225
[farts]

840
00:51:07,392 --> 00:51:09,933
Excuse me.

841
00:51:12,267 --> 00:51:14,392
[sighs]

842
00:51:25,559 --> 00:51:27,300
You okay?

843
00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:30,142
This is terrible.

844
00:51:31,309 --> 00:51:35,259
The health inspector's gonna
put us under investigation.

845
00:51:35,309 --> 00:51:36,591
Fartgate.

846
00:51:36,641 --> 00:51:40,675
It could cost me the restaurant
and the election.

847
00:51:40,725 --> 00:51:43,058
[sighs]

848
00:51:43,142 --> 00:51:44,633
Remember I told you

849
00:51:44,683 --> 00:51:47,716
you didn't have to write
me a campaign speech?

850
00:51:47,766 --> 00:51:48,766
Scratch that.

851
00:51:48,808 --> 00:51:51,591
I need you to write me
the best campaign speech

852
00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:55,017
in the history
of campaign speeches.

853
00:51:58,891 --> 00:52:03,017
I feel so bad for letting
Paul down like this.

854
00:52:03,309 --> 00:52:04,550
Hey.

855
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,975
Oh man. It's my poster.

856
00:52:09,392 --> 00:52:11,342
The Lindsays came into
the arcade tonight.

857
00:52:11,392 --> 00:52:14,259
They let it slip that
they're helping Veronica.

858
00:52:14,309 --> 00:52:16,425
She got them to spike the chili.

859
00:52:16,475 --> 00:52:18,559
Dirty politics.

860
00:52:20,766 --> 00:52:22,967
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

861
00:52:23,017 --> 00:52:27,225
Oh yeah.
It's time to go incognito.

862
00:52:31,559 --> 00:52:35,425
['70s funk music]

863
00:52:35,475 --> 00:52:36,275
♪

864
00:52:46,808 --> 00:52:47,608
♪

865
00:52:57,641 --> 00:52:59,758
All right, let's rock and roll.

866
00:52:59,808 --> 00:53:02,467
Everybody stay frosty.

867
00:53:02,517 --> 00:53:05,891
What? I always
wanted to say that.

868
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,967
All right, let's split up.

869
00:53:08,017 --> 00:53:09,259
And whatever you do,

870
00:53:09,309 --> 00:53:11,175
make sure you keep
Veronica distracted.

871
00:53:11,225 --> 00:53:14,641
[imitating The Terminator]
I'll be back.

872
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,259
[phones ringing]

873
00:53:27,309 --> 00:53:29,425
Have we met?

874
00:53:29,475 --> 00:53:31,758
I don't believe so.

875
00:53:31,808 --> 00:53:34,675
What publication did you
say you were from again?

876
00:53:34,725 --> 00:53:37,425
The um, the um,
the Global Gazette.

877
00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:42,725
We're a very small
online news outlet.

878
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,550
[clears throat]

879
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:53,092
VERONICA: There's no cause greater
to my heart than helping people.

880
00:53:53,142 --> 00:53:54,217
[electronic sounds]

881
00:53:54,267 --> 00:53:57,716
Some people say that I'm
selfless, that I'm a hero,

882
00:53:57,766 --> 00:54:00,217
but I don't see myself that way.

883
00:54:00,267 --> 00:54:03,384
I think I know that
girl from somewhere.

884
00:54:03,434 --> 00:54:04,259
Hm.

885
00:54:04,309 --> 00:54:06,925
ISABEL: And as mayor,
what would you say

886
00:54:06,975 --> 00:54:10,517
that your first
priorities would be?

887
00:54:11,350 --> 00:54:12,675
[gasps]

888
00:54:12,725 --> 00:54:16,050
To expose cheats.

889
00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:19,925
You may think that you have
pulled a fast one on me,

890
00:54:19,975 --> 00:54:21,591
but I am on to you.

891
00:54:21,641 --> 00:54:24,633
Never try to outsmart
a con woman.

892
00:54:24,683 --> 00:54:26,850
[latch clicks in distance]

893
00:54:40,975 --> 00:54:43,017
[sighs]

894
00:55:04,475 --> 00:55:08,100
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.

895
00:55:22,975 --> 00:55:26,384
ARCHIE: Whoa, this
is like geek heaven.

896
00:55:26,434 --> 00:55:29,800
Yeah. Basically every penny
that I've made at the arcade

897
00:55:29,850 --> 00:55:31,883
goes to buying this stuff.

898
00:55:31,933 --> 00:55:33,300
Check out this setup.

899
00:55:33,350 --> 00:55:36,008
You've even got "movie trailer
voice" on this thing.

900
00:55:36,058 --> 00:55:39,008
[big, echoing voice]
Archie... part dog,

901
00:55:39,058 --> 00:55:41,217
part machine,

902
00:55:41,267 --> 00:55:44,017
totally awesome.

903
00:55:45,058 --> 00:55:47,183
I like this guy.

904
00:55:48,017 --> 00:55:50,559
[electronic sounds]

905
00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:55,342
Uh, you guys, I don't know
if we should be

906
00:55:55,392 --> 00:55:57,467
hacking into someone's email.

907
00:55:57,517 --> 00:55:58,967
It doesn't feel right.

908
00:55:59,017 --> 00:56:01,133
For the record,
I didn't hack in.

909
00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,133
Her email was open.
I merely observed.

910
00:56:03,183 --> 00:56:06,975
Besides, you won't feel bad
when you see this.

911
00:56:08,808 --> 00:56:11,133
Look at this chain of
emails between Veronica

912
00:56:11,183 --> 00:56:14,841
and somebody named Kim
Mathers... Matthews.

913
00:56:14,891 --> 00:56:19,384
Kim Matthews is the CEO
of Mogulburger.

914
00:56:19,434 --> 00:56:20,550
Look at this.

915
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,967
"Dear Kim, it seems
that my first attempt

916
00:56:23,017 --> 00:56:26,092
"at buying out the Bluebird Cafe
has proven unsuccessful.

917
00:56:26,142 --> 00:56:28,716
"However I have come up
with a new tactic

918
00:56:28,766 --> 00:56:32,175
that will be much more
effective and less expensive."

919
00:56:32,225 --> 00:56:35,267
What does that mean?

920
00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:37,967
It means that Veronica
is running for mayor

921
00:56:38,017 --> 00:56:40,217
to put Paul out of business.

922
00:56:40,267 --> 00:56:40,993
Can she do that?

923
00:56:41,017 --> 00:56:44,259
ARCHIE: If she becomes mayor,
she can change the zoning code

924
00:56:44,309 --> 00:56:46,259
and revoke his food
service license.

925
00:56:46,309 --> 00:56:48,175
And she already got
Paul a bad report

926
00:56:48,225 --> 00:56:50,092
from the health inspector.
We need to stop her.

927
00:56:50,142 --> 00:56:54,675
We have the evidence here. How are
we going to explain how we got it?

928
00:56:54,725 --> 00:56:57,683
We need to catch her in the act.

929
00:57:03,559 --> 00:57:06,600
Seems we got a common enemy.

930
00:57:06,933 --> 00:57:10,467
Oh? We do, do we?

931
00:57:10,517 --> 00:57:13,300
[chuckles, snorts]

932
00:57:13,350 --> 00:57:15,641
You said "do do."

933
00:57:16,267 --> 00:57:17,883
[clears throat]

934
00:57:17,933 --> 00:57:20,925
No, but seriously, we should
totally team up.

935
00:57:20,975 --> 00:57:22,550
Yes, maybe we should.

936
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,425
[yells]
Oh, oohh! Oh-ho! Oh!!

937
00:57:25,475 --> 00:57:26,925
You stay away from
me, you creep!

938
00:57:26,975 --> 00:57:30,591
Argh! No, no, I mean the dog.
The dog's our common enemy.

939
00:57:30,641 --> 00:57:32,384
What dog? The dog with the kids!

940
00:57:32,434 --> 00:57:35,342
I don't care about the dog.
I wanna stop those kids.

941
00:57:35,392 --> 00:57:38,259
I don't care about those kids.
I want the dog!

942
00:57:38,309 --> 00:57:41,808
That's why I'm saying
we should team up.

943
00:57:44,017 --> 00:57:47,933
Yes. Maybe we should.

944
00:57:48,309 --> 00:57:52,559
You're not gonna spray me again
with that thing, are ya?

945
00:57:56,475 --> 00:57:58,259
I think it's disgusting
that Mayor Sullivan

946
00:57:58,309 --> 00:58:01,758
would resort to such dirty
tactics as having his niece

947
00:58:01,808 --> 00:58:03,425
engage in political espionage.

948
00:58:03,475 --> 00:58:08,100
I want a fair election.
Clearly, he does not.

949
00:58:14,641 --> 00:58:16,384
This made the national news.

950
00:58:16,434 --> 00:58:18,300
I-I-I was just trying to help.

951
00:58:18,350 --> 00:58:22,425
Well don't. Please.
What are you saying?

952
00:58:22,475 --> 00:58:25,133
Do you want me off the campaign?

953
00:58:25,183 --> 00:58:26,967
I'm sorry, but yes.

954
00:58:27,017 --> 00:58:30,475
I can't afford
any more disasters.

955
00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:43,425
I can't believe I messed
everything up so badly.

956
00:58:43,475 --> 00:58:45,883
It wasn't just you.

957
00:58:45,933 --> 00:58:47,925
It was all of us.

958
00:58:47,975 --> 00:58:49,509
What a disaster.

959
00:58:49,559 --> 00:58:52,758
Why wasn't I invited?
Invited to where?

960
00:58:52,808 --> 00:58:55,550
To the pity party you guys
are throwing for yourselves.

961
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,758
This defeatist attitude is
not gonna get us anywhere.

962
00:58:58,808 --> 00:59:00,675
You can't give up so easily.

963
00:59:00,725 --> 00:59:04,092
Our luck could turn
at any minute.

964
00:59:04,142 --> 00:59:05,967
How?

965
00:59:06,017 --> 00:59:08,591
I'm very close to
accomplishing my mission.

966
00:59:08,641 --> 00:59:11,591
Let's meet tomorrow at
1:00 to sign the papers.

967
00:59:11,641 --> 00:59:14,175
It's got to be at
a secret location.

968
00:59:14,225 --> 00:59:15,967
I don't want any witnesses.

969
00:59:16,017 --> 00:59:18,050
There's an abandoned
concert grounds

970
00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:20,425
out by Highway 12
and Service Road.

971
00:59:20,475 --> 00:59:23,267
See you there.

972
00:59:27,975 --> 00:59:31,142
Looks like we're
back in business.

973
00:59:47,975 --> 00:59:51,683
Doesn't look like
anybody's here.

974
00:59:52,434 --> 00:59:55,267
Let's get out and take a look.

975
01:00:09,267 --> 01:00:12,641
There's nobody here.

976
01:00:12,891 --> 01:00:14,883
I don't know.

977
01:00:14,933 --> 01:00:18,183
I got a bad feeling about this.

978
01:00:18,975 --> 01:00:20,300
[sniffing]

979
01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:23,850
Corn chips and cheap cologne.

980
01:00:29,142 --> 01:00:31,550
[gasps]

981
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,758
Heh, heh, heh!

982
01:00:33,808 --> 01:00:35,633
Hugh!

983
01:00:35,683 --> 01:00:37,675
Get in the box.

984
01:00:37,725 --> 01:00:41,591
Ha ha ha, look who it is.
[laughs]

985
01:00:41,641 --> 01:00:43,675
Oh ho ho, just back
off there, sporto.

986
01:00:43,725 --> 01:00:46,675
I don't want to have to shut
down this dog's mainframe.

987
01:00:46,725 --> 01:00:49,758
It could erase his memory.
You don't want that, do ya?

988
01:00:49,808 --> 01:00:52,217
You'd better do as he says.
Archie, no.

989
01:00:52,267 --> 01:00:53,800
I'd rather have it like this

990
01:00:53,850 --> 01:00:55,883
than risk losing the memories
of our friendship.

991
01:00:55,933 --> 01:00:59,766
HUGH: Yeah, listen to the
mutt and cooperate with us.

992
01:01:00,641 --> 01:01:02,841
Come on, time to go back.

993
01:01:02,891 --> 01:01:05,183
[laughs]

994
01:01:06,309 --> 01:01:07,758
Us?

995
01:01:07,808 --> 01:01:09,841
VERONICA:
Well, well, well,

996
01:01:09,891 --> 01:01:12,550
if it isn't the crack
investigative journalists

997
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,392
of the Global Gazette.

998
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:18,300
[latch shuts]

999
01:01:18,350 --> 01:01:21,509
So you're working with
the infamous Hugh.

1000
01:01:21,559 --> 01:01:25,300
If you make the right deals
in life, you get ahead.

1001
01:01:25,350 --> 01:01:27,175
Speaking of deals,
are we square?

1002
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:28,591
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good.

1003
01:01:28,641 --> 01:01:31,467
What you want with that
mangy dog, I have no idea.

1004
01:01:31,517 --> 01:01:34,633
You'd be surprised what this
little fella's gonna get me

1005
01:01:34,683 --> 01:01:36,841
on the black market.
Heh heh heh heh!

1006
01:01:36,891 --> 01:01:39,259
Anyway, pleasure doing
business with ya.

1007
01:01:39,309 --> 01:01:42,467
Oh, do you like monster trucks?

1008
01:01:42,517 --> 01:01:46,725
You know, big wheels,
a lotta torque?

1009
01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:50,975
Never mind.

1010
01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:55,425
So, you two should be safe in
here until after the election

1011
01:01:55,475 --> 01:01:58,716
and I'm the new mayor
of Deanewood.

1012
01:01:58,766 --> 01:02:02,850
Never try to outsmart
a con woman.

1013
01:02:03,725 --> 01:02:06,309
[shutter bangs]

1014
01:02:12,434 --> 01:02:13,758
No, no, no! Don't sell!

1015
01:02:13,808 --> 01:02:17,092
Ralph, Ralph, look, I just
need a couple more days.

1016
01:02:17,142 --> 01:02:19,384
I'm gonna get you the money.

1017
01:02:19,434 --> 01:02:21,384
Yeah! What?

1018
01:02:21,434 --> 01:02:23,425
Wait, wait, wait.

1019
01:02:23,475 --> 01:02:26,475
[horn honking]

1020
01:02:28,267 --> 01:02:30,766
What the crap!

1021
01:02:41,434 --> 01:02:43,975
Hey, hey! Hey!

1022
01:02:44,225 --> 01:02:46,975
[horn honking, tires screeching]

1023
01:02:55,975 --> 01:02:57,092
[car doors slamming]

1024
01:02:57,142 --> 01:02:59,841
Are you crazy? Where is he?
Give him back!

1025
01:02:59,891 --> 01:03:00,967
You? What are you-?

1026
01:03:01,017 --> 01:03:05,133
Oh no, it's mine. You gave it
to me, it's mine. I did not!

1027
01:03:05,183 --> 01:03:07,008
I paid you to steal him for me

1028
01:03:07,058 --> 01:03:09,259
and you never showed up
at the meeting place.

1029
01:03:09,309 --> 01:03:12,259
Yeah, that the piddly little
sum you were gonna pay me

1030
01:03:12,309 --> 01:03:15,259
for him is nothing compared
to what we can make

1031
01:03:15,309 --> 01:03:16,675
out on the road together.

1032
01:03:16,725 --> 01:03:18,217
Stealing?
No, working the system.

1033
01:03:18,267 --> 01:03:21,384
Oh, I thought we were friends.
See, yeah, that's the problem.

1034
01:03:21,434 --> 01:03:25,092
That's all you ever thought
we were, but I wanted more.

1035
01:03:25,142 --> 01:03:26,509
I mean, didn't you ever notice

1036
01:03:26,559 --> 01:03:29,467
that I would always empty
your trash can first?

1037
01:03:29,517 --> 01:03:31,925
Or that if there was only
one blueberry muffin

1038
01:03:31,975 --> 01:03:34,550
left in the cafeteria,
I'd save it for ya?

1039
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,217
I mean, I thought we
coulda been soul mates.

1040
01:03:37,267 --> 01:03:39,050
I had no idea.
Oh my god, Hugh.

1041
01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:41,342
Yeah, well forget it.
I don't care any more.

1042
01:03:41,392 --> 01:03:44,550
I was gonna name my new
monster truck after you,

1043
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:45,675
but not anymore.

1044
01:03:45,725 --> 01:03:49,092
I am very sorry if I gave
you the wrong impression,

1045
01:03:49,142 --> 01:03:51,342
but I need my dog back, Hugh!

1046
01:03:51,392 --> 01:03:56,092
Yeah, you want your mangy,
little furry mutt robot back?

1047
01:03:56,142 --> 01:03:57,758
Okay, I'll give it to ya, sure.

1048
01:03:57,808 --> 01:04:00,675
But for 10 times the
price we agreed on.[scoffs]

1049
01:04:00,725 --> 01:04:02,509
Otherwise, you know,
I don't care.

1050
01:04:02,559 --> 01:04:04,259
I got another guy all lined up.

1051
01:04:04,309 --> 01:04:06,133
You know what,
I have a better idea.

1052
01:04:06,183 --> 01:04:08,259
It's contained in this
little doo-da right here.

1053
01:04:08,309 --> 01:04:11,800
Do you know what that is?
Have you ever seen one before?

1054
01:04:11,850 --> 01:04:15,591
It contains the security
footage from Cyborganix

1055
01:04:15,641 --> 01:04:17,175
of you stealing Archie.

1056
01:04:17,225 --> 01:04:19,633
So that's fine.
Thank you. Bye bye.

1057
01:04:19,683 --> 01:04:21,050
No! You turned all that off!

1058
01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:25,259
Kept a little something for
myself in case you got greedy.

1059
01:04:25,309 --> 01:04:27,342
[laughs]
You're bluffing.

1060
01:04:27,392 --> 01:04:28,425
Am I?

1061
01:04:28,475 --> 01:04:31,841
You really think I would
just blindly trust you?

1062
01:04:31,891 --> 01:04:33,050
[laughs]
That's fine.

1063
01:04:33,100 --> 01:04:37,425
I'm sure the federal authorities
would love to see this.

1064
01:04:37,475 --> 01:04:39,092
Wait!

1065
01:04:39,142 --> 01:04:41,766
[grunts]

1066
01:04:53,183 --> 01:04:55,100
Give it.

1067
01:04:57,100 --> 01:05:01,217
You know, one day you're gonna
regret letting a guy like me

1068
01:05:01,267 --> 01:05:04,392
slip through your fingers.

1069
01:05:05,808 --> 01:05:08,850
Stupid mutt anyway.

1070
01:05:15,267 --> 01:05:18,975
[van door slams, engine starts]

1071
01:05:25,517 --> 01:05:27,259
ARCHIE:
Man, I hate this thing.

1072
01:05:27,309 --> 01:05:29,342
Thanks for letting me out.

1073
01:05:29,392 --> 01:05:31,591
Wait, I-I know you, don't I?

1074
01:05:31,641 --> 01:05:34,925
You, You-you made me!

1075
01:05:34,975 --> 01:05:37,050
Yes, I did.

1076
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:38,758
Are you God?

1077
01:05:38,808 --> 01:05:40,175
No!

1078
01:05:40,225 --> 01:05:41,716
Are you my mother?

1079
01:05:41,766 --> 01:05:44,259
No. I, uh, I'm not your mother.

1080
01:05:44,309 --> 01:05:46,217
I'm just Brooke.

1081
01:05:46,267 --> 01:05:48,800
Well that's...
kinda anticlimactic.

1082
01:05:48,850 --> 01:05:51,925
Okay, come on. Let's go.
We gotta get you home.

1083
01:05:51,975 --> 01:05:54,591
Wait, I have some friends
who are in trouble.

1084
01:05:54,641 --> 01:05:57,808
I have to save them.
I need your help.

1085
01:06:00,017 --> 01:06:02,425
[door rattling]

1086
01:06:02,475 --> 01:06:05,758
Locked from the outside. Why
don't you tackle it down.

1087
01:06:05,808 --> 01:06:07,633
You're on the
football team, right?

1088
01:06:07,683 --> 01:06:10,591
Yeah, but I'm a quarterback.
I just... I don't...

1089
01:06:10,641 --> 01:06:14,142
Just, let me give it a shot.

1090
01:06:14,808 --> 01:06:16,850
[rattling]

1091
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,133
[breathing hard]

1092
01:06:21,183 --> 01:06:22,591
Archie!

1093
01:06:22,641 --> 01:06:25,591
You didn't think I'd just
leave you here, did you?

1094
01:06:25,641 --> 01:06:29,092
Guys, I'd like you
to meet Brooke,

1095
01:06:29,142 --> 01:06:31,683
my creator.

1096
01:06:38,475 --> 01:06:39,716
So,

1097
01:06:39,766 --> 01:06:42,092
Archie is really your dog?

1098
01:06:42,142 --> 01:06:44,133
Yes, sort of.

1099
01:06:44,183 --> 01:06:45,925
I'm a roboticist.

1100
01:06:45,975 --> 01:06:50,841
I invented the technology
to create a robotic dog,

1101
01:06:50,891 --> 01:06:53,008
one that would have a
much longer lifespan

1102
01:06:53,058 --> 01:06:56,675
and possess special abilities
to help people in need.

1103
01:06:56,725 --> 01:06:59,008
Archie was the prototype.

1104
01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:00,467
It's like service animals.

1105
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:03,758
On top of that, I also
gave him a personality,

1106
01:07:03,808 --> 01:07:06,716
a voice, and a sense of humour.

1107
01:07:06,766 --> 01:07:09,050
And then my company
got bought out

1108
01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:12,217
by a huge corporation
with a very lucrative

1109
01:07:12,267 --> 01:07:13,633
military contract

1110
01:07:13,683 --> 01:07:17,425
and they had other ideas
for the Archie project.

1111
01:07:17,475 --> 01:07:22,300
They wanted to use
the dogs for warfare.

1112
01:07:22,350 --> 01:07:25,467
I could not support that.

1113
01:07:25,517 --> 01:07:28,591
So I had him stolen instead!

1114
01:07:28,641 --> 01:07:30,550
I made a deal with Hugh.

1115
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:33,509
I thought I could trust him.

1116
01:07:33,559 --> 01:07:34,800
And I was wrong.

1117
01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:37,591
Well, how did you get
Hugh to give Archie back?

1118
01:07:37,641 --> 01:07:40,133
I kept a memory stick
that had footage of him

1119
01:07:40,183 --> 01:07:44,591
stealing Archie from the lab,
so I sort of forced a trade.

1120
01:07:44,641 --> 01:07:46,259
So...

1121
01:07:46,309 --> 01:07:50,591
do you have to take
Archie with you now?

1122
01:07:50,641 --> 01:07:53,008
Yeah, I guess I do.

1123
01:07:53,058 --> 01:07:55,633
I can be a normal dog.
I promise!

1124
01:07:55,683 --> 01:07:58,467
But you're not a normal dog,
are you?

1125
01:07:58,517 --> 01:08:02,342
Sorry, it's just too dangerous
for you to stay here.

1126
01:08:02,392 --> 01:08:05,758
Please, Brooke,
I can't leave yet.

1127
01:08:05,808 --> 01:08:08,092
I have to help Isabel
with something.

1128
01:08:08,142 --> 01:08:11,100
It's really important.

1129
01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:13,591
[sighs]

1130
01:08:13,641 --> 01:08:15,841
You know what? It's been
a really long day.

1131
01:08:15,891 --> 01:08:18,092
I could use a shower,
something to eat, even,

1132
01:08:18,142 --> 01:08:21,758
before I drive all the way home,
so I guess I could let

1133
01:08:21,808 --> 01:08:25,509
you guys have a little more
time together. Okay?

1134
01:08:25,559 --> 01:08:27,975
Thank you.

1135
01:08:31,725 --> 01:08:34,092
Okay, the election is tonight.

1136
01:08:34,142 --> 01:08:37,550
We have to stop Veronica.
This could be our last chance.

1137
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:38,967
ARCHIE:
I've got an idea.

1138
01:08:39,017 --> 01:08:41,883
You've got to call Veronica's
cell in precisely 90 seconds

1139
01:08:41,933 --> 01:08:45,342
and pretend you're Kim Matthews,
the CEO of Mogulburger.

1140
01:08:45,392 --> 01:08:47,467
Tell her that you're
having second thoughts

1141
01:08:47,517 --> 01:08:49,716
about investing in Deanewood.

1142
01:08:49,766 --> 01:08:52,309
[zooming]

1143
01:08:54,975 --> 01:08:57,891
[phone keys beeping]

1144
01:09:00,766 --> 01:09:02,641
Here we go.

1145
01:09:10,017 --> 01:09:12,808
[ringtone]

1146
01:09:16,641 --> 01:09:19,925
Kim, darling. How are you?

1147
01:09:19,975 --> 01:09:22,342
Uh, hi, Veronica.

1148
01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:24,925
This is definitely Kim Mathers.

1149
01:09:24,975 --> 01:09:27,883
Matthews!
Matthews, I mean!

1150
01:09:27,933 --> 01:09:30,550
Why are you speaking
in that high voice?

1151
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,092
Are you getting sick?

1152
01:09:33,142 --> 01:09:34,716
He's a guy!

1153
01:09:34,766 --> 01:09:38,384
[clears throat, lowers voice]
Um, yeah.

1154
01:09:38,434 --> 01:09:42,633
I've come down with that
bizarre strain of laryngitis

1155
01:09:42,683 --> 01:09:46,925
that causes your voice
to raise several octaves.

1156
01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:49,259
Oh, that's terrible!

1157
01:09:49,309 --> 01:09:51,425
Be sure to rest up
and get better.

1158
01:09:51,475 --> 01:09:54,092
I'm gonna need you
to fly out here soon.

1159
01:09:54,142 --> 01:09:56,883
Things are going as planned.
Wink, wink.

1160
01:09:56,933 --> 01:09:58,925
ISABEL:
Uh, yeah, about that.

1161
01:09:58,975 --> 01:10:02,217
I've been having second
thoughts about putting

1162
01:10:02,267 --> 01:10:04,800
a Mogulburger location
in uh, uh...

1163
01:10:04,850 --> 01:10:08,384
what's that town called again?

1164
01:10:08,434 --> 01:10:10,008
Deanewood, is it?

1165
01:10:10,058 --> 01:10:12,841
VERONICA: Why are you
having second thoughts?

1166
01:10:12,891 --> 01:10:14,509
I cannot stress this enough.

1167
01:10:14,559 --> 01:10:15,841
A Mogulburger location here

1168
01:10:15,891 --> 01:10:19,133
would be extremely lucrative
for the company.

1169
01:10:19,183 --> 01:10:20,550
[laughs]

1170
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:24,133
Well, isn't there already a
burger joint in that location?

1171
01:10:24,183 --> 01:10:28,092
An amazing one,
with amazing food!

1172
01:10:28,142 --> 01:10:29,758
Or so I've heard.

1173
01:10:29,808 --> 01:10:31,758
VERONICA: [laughs]
Oh please!

1174
01:10:31,808 --> 01:10:34,300
It's a small business,
a mom-and-pop shop,

1175
01:10:34,350 --> 01:10:36,633
just like every other
pathetic establishment

1176
01:10:36,683 --> 01:10:39,092
in this two-bit, one-horse town.

1177
01:10:39,142 --> 01:10:40,716
We can be on the forefront

1178
01:10:40,766 --> 01:10:43,758
of running these independent
companies into the ground

1179
01:10:43,808 --> 01:10:46,133
and bring in a megaplex mall.

1180
01:10:46,183 --> 01:10:50,259
This place won't even be a
town when I'm through with it.

1181
01:10:50,309 --> 01:10:52,925
It'll just be another nook
of consumerism

1182
01:10:52,975 --> 01:10:56,517
with Mogulburger as its king.

1183
01:10:57,891 --> 01:11:00,309
Okay, sounds good. Bye!

1184
01:11:08,017 --> 01:11:10,092
That went well.

1185
01:11:10,142 --> 01:11:11,217
[zooming]

1186
01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:13,758
Alrighty, I got all
the raw footage.

1187
01:11:13,808 --> 01:11:15,050
Okay.

1188
01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:16,758
The debate's in two hours.

1189
01:11:16,808 --> 01:11:19,591
We gotta get this together fast.

1190
01:11:19,641 --> 01:11:23,309
All right. Game on.

1191
01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:30,259
I'm really gonna miss you...

1192
01:11:30,309 --> 01:11:33,259
when this is all over.

1193
01:11:33,309 --> 01:11:35,641
Me too.

1194
01:11:41,475 --> 01:11:44,841
Justin.
Happy birthday!

1195
01:11:44,891 --> 01:11:47,850
[indiscernible chatter]

1196
01:11:50,434 --> 01:11:52,641
Brooke!

1197
01:11:54,641 --> 01:11:56,509
[yells]

1198
01:11:56,559 --> 01:11:59,967
Oh no. No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!

1199
01:12:00,017 --> 01:12:03,342
No, no, no, no!

1200
01:12:03,392 --> 01:12:06,967
No, no, no, no, no!!

1201
01:12:07,017 --> 01:12:13,092
No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No!!

1202
01:12:13,142 --> 01:12:15,384
[engine starts]

1203
01:12:15,434 --> 01:12:18,309
Nooooo!

1204
01:12:26,183 --> 01:12:28,766
[microphone feedback]

1205
01:12:37,766 --> 01:12:39,633
Good evening.

1206
01:12:39,683 --> 01:12:41,925
He's dying up there.

1207
01:12:41,975 --> 01:12:43,716
Okay, you guys go set up.

1208
01:12:43,766 --> 01:12:47,267
I've gotta give
Uncle Paul his speech.

1209
01:12:48,017 --> 01:12:50,058
[clears throat]

1210
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,217
I've so got this.

1211
01:12:53,267 --> 01:12:54,758
Uncle Paul.

1212
01:12:54,808 --> 01:12:57,766
You forgot your campaign speech.

1213
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:06,766
Trust me.

1214
01:13:07,434 --> 01:13:09,725
Uh, hi!

1215
01:13:13,475 --> 01:13:17,217
PAUL: You all know me
as a man of action,

1216
01:13:17,267 --> 01:13:20,092
not so much words.

1217
01:13:20,142 --> 01:13:21,925
I believe in the mantra

1218
01:13:21,975 --> 01:13:23,841
that a person should be measured

1219
01:13:23,891 --> 01:13:26,633
not by what they say,
but by what they do.

1220
01:13:26,683 --> 01:13:30,175
And over my time as mayor,
I think you all know

1221
01:13:30,225 --> 01:13:33,342
that I have tried to
remain true to that.

1222
01:13:33,392 --> 01:13:35,092
Yes, I may have faltered,

1223
01:13:35,142 --> 01:13:38,841
but my heart has always
been in the right place.

1224
01:13:38,891 --> 01:13:41,259
You have all seen
my true colours.

1225
01:13:41,309 --> 01:13:45,175
But the person whose colours
you have not seen

1226
01:13:45,225 --> 01:13:47,259
are my opponent's.

1227
01:13:47,309 --> 01:13:50,509
While she may indeed
be colourful,

1228
01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:52,092
I'll let you be the judge

1229
01:13:52,142 --> 01:13:55,725
as to whether she has
been true or not.

1230
01:13:57,933 --> 01:13:59,384
What is this?

1231
01:13:59,434 --> 01:14:01,641
What are you doing?

1232
01:14:05,309 --> 01:14:09,142
I guess I'm outsmarting
a con woman.

1233
01:14:11,641 --> 01:14:13,300
It's show time!

1234
01:14:13,350 --> 01:14:16,225
[whirring]

1235
01:14:19,350 --> 01:14:23,008
MALE NARRATOR: In the
peaceful town of Deanewood,

1236
01:14:23,058 --> 01:14:26,384
there lived a man named Paul...

1237
01:14:26,434 --> 01:14:31,925
A mayor, a leader, an inspirer.

1238
01:14:31,975 --> 01:14:35,384
The only thing more
reliable than his word

1239
01:14:35,434 --> 01:14:38,092
was his chili cheeseburger.

1240
01:14:38,142 --> 01:14:43,259
But every great hero
must be challenged by evil.

1241
01:14:43,309 --> 01:14:47,384
This place won't even be a
town when I'm through with it.

1242
01:14:47,434 --> 01:14:50,300
It'll just be another nook
of consumerism

1243
01:14:50,350 --> 01:14:53,050
with Mogulburger as its king.

1244
01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:55,434
[clears throat]

1245
01:14:55,517 --> 01:14:56,384
This summer,

1246
01:14:56,434 --> 01:14:59,550
will the princess of darkness
defeat our hero?

1247
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:02,891
[echoing] You decide,
you decide, you decide.

1248
01:15:03,309 --> 01:15:06,683
[explosions]

1249
01:15:07,808 --> 01:15:10,591
[whirring slows, stops]

1250
01:15:10,641 --> 01:15:13,517
[applause]

1251
01:15:22,142 --> 01:15:24,267
[microphone feedback]

1252
01:15:25,475 --> 01:15:27,891
That's not fair.

1253
01:15:29,766 --> 01:15:31,591
That's not true!

1254
01:15:31,641 --> 01:15:33,925
MAN:
Hey, get off the stage!

1255
01:15:33,975 --> 01:15:36,475
[jeers and booing]

1256
01:15:41,142 --> 01:15:42,758
Boo!

1257
01:15:42,808 --> 01:15:44,550
Boooo!

1258
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,475
[laughs]

1259
01:15:48,434 --> 01:15:51,725
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

1260
01:15:52,350 --> 01:15:55,092
That was amazing.
[laughs]

1261
01:15:55,142 --> 01:15:57,675
How did you manage to do that?

1262
01:15:57,725 --> 01:16:03,350
Well, let's just say we had
a little help from a friend.

1263
01:16:04,058 --> 01:16:06,925
Well, if poll numbers
are any indication,

1264
01:16:06,975 --> 01:16:10,350
this is gonna be a landslide.

1265
01:16:11,058 --> 01:16:14,850
Congratulations, Mr.
Mayor. Thank you.

1266
01:16:15,766 --> 01:16:17,591
This isn't over, Paul.

1267
01:16:17,641 --> 01:16:21,392
Actually, I think it is.

1268
01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:29,633
Hi.
Hi.

1269
01:16:29,683 --> 01:16:32,967
That was really
impressive in there.

1270
01:16:33,017 --> 01:16:35,133
Oh that?

1271
01:16:35,183 --> 01:16:36,758
You saw that?

1272
01:16:36,808 --> 01:16:38,342
Yeah.

1273
01:16:38,392 --> 01:16:39,342
Oh well, thanks.

1274
01:16:39,392 --> 01:16:43,259
REPORTER: Mr. Mayor, do you have
a quote for the local paper?

1275
01:16:43,309 --> 01:16:45,808
I'll be right back.

1276
01:16:49,225 --> 01:16:53,967
So, I guess you're here
to take your dog.

1277
01:16:54,017 --> 01:16:57,092
Yeah, I'm afraid so.

1278
01:16:57,142 --> 01:17:01,509
Well, could I just have
a moment with him

1279
01:17:01,559 --> 01:17:04,509
to say goodbye.

1280
01:17:04,559 --> 01:17:07,017
Of course.

1281
01:17:14,933 --> 01:17:16,591
[vehicle accelerating]

1282
01:17:16,641 --> 01:17:18,217
I'm gonna get that robot!

1283
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:20,933
[siren wailing]

1284
01:17:21,183 --> 01:17:22,800
Whoa!

1285
01:17:22,850 --> 01:17:25,309
[siren continues]

1286
01:17:25,850 --> 01:17:27,259
Well, pal,

1287
01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:30,350
it's been great
getting to know you.

1288
01:17:33,517 --> 01:17:35,559
[sighs]

1289
01:17:36,933 --> 01:17:38,259
Thank you...

1290
01:17:38,309 --> 01:17:42,475
for being the best friend
a girl could ever have.

1291
01:17:44,017 --> 01:17:44,784
[siren wailing]

1292
01:17:44,808 --> 01:17:47,716
ARCHIE: [electronic voice] Danger!
Danger! Danger! Archie?

1293
01:17:47,766 --> 01:17:49,808
Danger!

1294
01:17:50,808 --> 01:17:52,425
Ah ha-ha ha-ha!

1295
01:17:52,475 --> 01:17:55,175
Whoa!
[crashing]

1296
01:17:55,225 --> 01:17:57,300
Danger! Danger! Danger!

1297
01:17:57,350 --> 01:18:00,758
Archie!
Danger! Danger! Danger!

1298
01:18:00,808 --> 01:18:03,008
Danger! Danger!
Danger!

1299
01:18:03,058 --> 01:18:04,591
[tires screech]

1300
01:18:04,641 --> 01:18:07,808
[explosion and crashing]

1301
01:18:11,766 --> 01:18:14,550
[echoing, distorted voices
of Isabel and Archie]

1302
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,008
You're my best friend.

1303
01:18:16,058 --> 01:18:19,384
I never really had a family.
You're my best friend.

1304
01:18:19,434 --> 01:18:22,217
Until now.
You're my best friend.

1305
01:18:22,267 --> 01:18:26,550
I never really had a family.
You're my best friend.

1306
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,509
Until now... till now.

1307
01:18:28,559 --> 01:18:31,766
[steam hissing]

1308
01:18:35,641 --> 01:18:37,591
Archie, you did it!

1309
01:18:37,641 --> 01:18:39,975
[door slams]

1310
01:18:43,058 --> 01:18:45,217
[distorted, slowed down]
Saved you...

1311
01:18:45,267 --> 01:18:47,891
[electric buzzing]
No!

1312
01:18:48,392 --> 01:18:51,259
Huh? Wha? I didn't...
[handcuffs click]

1313
01:18:51,309 --> 01:18:53,683
Let's go.

1314
01:18:54,225 --> 01:18:55,633
[electric buzzing]

1315
01:18:55,683 --> 01:18:58,300
Archie, why did you do that?

1316
01:18:58,350 --> 01:19:02,342
[distorted] Not bad for
just a machine, huh?

1317
01:19:02,392 --> 01:19:04,675
That's not true.

1318
01:19:04,725 --> 01:19:08,142
You're not just a machine.

1319
01:19:08,850 --> 01:19:12,217
[voice breaking]
You have a soul.

1320
01:19:12,267 --> 01:19:15,975
The purest soul
of anyone I know.

1321
01:19:16,142 --> 01:19:18,975
[heartbeat]

1322
01:19:21,683 --> 01:19:23,891
[buzz]

1323
01:19:28,017 --> 01:19:31,267
[electronic sounds]

1324
01:19:33,392 --> 01:19:37,008
Am I alive or...
is this heaven?

1325
01:19:37,058 --> 01:19:38,633
You're alive.

1326
01:19:38,683 --> 01:19:39,925
Thanks to Brooke.

1327
01:19:39,975 --> 01:19:41,925
Oh wow. It's so great
to see you guys.

1328
01:19:41,975 --> 01:19:46,342
It's like being alive and being
in heaven at the same time.

1329
01:19:46,392 --> 01:19:49,175
You did a really
brave thing, Archie.

1330
01:19:49,225 --> 01:19:52,259
Well, I do have all kinds
of amazing talents.

1331
01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:55,133
Yeah, so I've learned.

1332
01:19:55,183 --> 01:19:56,300
Right.

1333
01:19:56,350 --> 01:19:59,800
Hi, I'm Archie.
I'm not a normal dog.

1334
01:19:59,850 --> 01:20:01,425
No kidding.

1335
01:20:01,475 --> 01:20:05,509
Well, I guess you'll have
to take Archie home now.

1336
01:20:05,559 --> 01:20:09,933
Yeah, yeah,
you're probably right.

1337
01:20:10,933 --> 01:20:14,384
The thing is I think he is home.

1338
01:20:14,434 --> 01:20:16,092
You really think so?

1339
01:20:16,142 --> 01:20:18,509
I think Archie belongs here.

1340
01:20:18,559 --> 01:20:19,925
Thank you.

1341
01:20:19,975 --> 01:20:22,008
Aw, thanks, God.

1342
01:20:22,058 --> 01:20:23,841
I-I mean, Mom.

1343
01:20:23,891 --> 01:20:26,142
I mean Brooke.

1344
01:20:26,392 --> 01:20:29,050
Are you sure this is okay?

1345
01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:30,925
How could I say no?

1346
01:20:30,975 --> 01:20:32,841
You're the best, Uncle Paul.

1347
01:20:32,891 --> 01:20:35,716
Sorry, we'll ease into
the whole "uncle" thing.

1348
01:20:35,766 --> 01:20:37,050
Sure.
Whoof!

1349
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:41,434
Well, I don't know about
you guys, but I'm a tad hungry.

1350
01:20:47,766 --> 01:20:49,925
There you go.
That's pretty good.

1351
01:20:49,975 --> 01:20:54,509
Maybe you can talk to the boss
about getting me a job here.

1352
01:20:54,559 --> 01:20:55,716
Really?

1353
01:20:55,766 --> 01:21:01,175
Yeah. I was thinking maybe
I'd stick around for a while.

1354
01:21:01,225 --> 01:21:03,050
It's a nice town.

1355
01:21:03,100 --> 01:21:05,925
It'll be a nicer town
with you in it.

1356
01:21:05,975 --> 01:21:10,259
I mean, um, someone with
your wealth of knowledge

1357
01:21:10,309 --> 01:21:14,100
would be a valuable
asset to the town.

1358
01:21:15,309 --> 01:21:17,517
You're cute.

1359
01:21:22,142 --> 01:21:25,591
[laughs]

1360
01:21:25,641 --> 01:21:27,133
What?

1361
01:21:27,183 --> 01:21:30,300
Before the Lindsays
left tonight,

1362
01:21:30,350 --> 01:21:32,841
I got some of Timmy's
farting powder

1363
01:21:32,891 --> 01:21:37,808
and I may have spiked their
drinks with a double dose.

1364
01:21:38,058 --> 01:21:39,758
[loud farting]

1365
01:21:39,808 --> 01:21:42,259
[blubbering]
What's happening?

1366
01:21:42,309 --> 01:21:44,217
It hurts!

1367
01:21:44,267 --> 01:21:46,800
This is your fault.
This is your fault!

1368
01:21:46,850 --> 01:21:50,300
It was your idea.
I didn't do anything.

1369
01:21:50,350 --> 01:21:52,259
[farting continues]

1370
01:21:52,309 --> 01:21:56,100
[crying]

1371
01:21:57,766 --> 01:21:59,425
[laughs]

1372
01:21:59,475 --> 01:22:00,384
That's awesome.

1373
01:22:00,434 --> 01:22:05,434
I figured they had it coming
after they were so mean to you.

1374
01:22:10,808 --> 01:22:12,300
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.

1375
01:22:12,350 --> 01:22:15,550
That was super dorky.

1376
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:19,133
You're making fun of me, right?

1377
01:22:19,183 --> 01:22:20,716
Yep.

1378
01:22:20,766 --> 01:22:23,017
Okay.

1379
01:22:25,183 --> 01:22:27,808
Well, how about this?

1380
01:22:35,891 --> 01:22:39,509
Um, was that too dorky?

1381
01:22:39,559 --> 01:22:42,766
No. Not at all.

1382
01:22:49,725 --> 01:22:53,425
Look, I'm sorry things
didn't work out between us.

1383
01:22:53,475 --> 01:22:56,259
I really did my best to
impress you, but...

1384
01:22:56,309 --> 01:23:01,050
[imitating Bogie] I guess the problems
of two little dogs don't amount

1385
01:23:01,100 --> 01:23:04,633
to a hill of beans
in this crazy world.

1386
01:23:04,683 --> 01:23:06,716
[whines]

1387
01:23:06,766 --> 01:23:09,891
Aw, shucks!

1388
01:23:23,683 --> 01:23:26,550
Hey, I didn't know
we opened this early.

1389
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:30,475
I would have been here
at this time every day.

1390
01:23:30,975 --> 01:23:33,591
We've got burgers.
We've got fries.

1391
01:23:33,641 --> 01:23:36,300
That should come as no surprise.

1392
01:23:36,350 --> 01:23:39,050
We've got shakes
and onion rings.

1393
01:23:39,100 --> 01:23:43,883
Whatever it takes,
we're the kings!

1394
01:23:43,933 --> 01:23:44,733
♪

1395
01:23:53,641 --> 01:23:54,441
♪

1396
01:24:04,100 --> 01:24:04,900
♪

1397
01:24:14,517 --> 01:24:16,883
[classic rock music]

1398
01:24:16,933 --> 01:24:17,733
♪

1399
01:24:26,142 --> 01:24:26,942
♪

1400
01:24:34,808 --> 01:24:39,300
♪ I can see
you want ♪

1401
01:24:39,350 --> 01:24:44,633
♪ To get me out of this mess

1402
01:24:44,683 --> 01:24:46,925
♪ If you can

1403
01:24:46,975 --> 01:24:50,800
♪ Why don't you help

1404
01:24:50,850 --> 01:24:55,800
♪ I think I have a friend
in you ♪

1405
01:24:55,850 --> 01:25:00,092
♪ I think I have
a friend in you ♪

1406
01:25:00,142 --> 01:25:01,925
♪

1407
01:25:01,975 --> 01:25:04,633
♪ Gonna give it all to you

1408
01:25:04,683 --> 01:25:09,259
♪ You tell me

1409
01:25:09,309 --> 01:25:11,092
♪

1410
01:25:11,142 --> 01:25:14,925
♪ Don't turn your back on me

1411
01:25:14,975 --> 01:25:18,925
♪ Don't let me down

1412
01:25:18,975 --> 01:25:24,092
♪ Only you
can tell me what's ahead ♪

1413
01:25:24,142 --> 01:25:29,092
♪ Only you can take me there

1414
01:25:29,142 --> 01:25:29,742
♪

1415
01:25:29,766 --> 01:25:33,550
♪ I'll follow you there

1416
01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:36,300
♪ Follow you there

1417
01:25:36,350 --> 01:25:39,675
♪ Follow you there

1418
01:25:39,725 --> 01:25:43,092
♪ I'll follow you there

1419
01:25:43,142 --> 01:25:46,092
♪ Follow you there

1420
01:25:46,142 --> 01:25:49,425
♪ Follow you there

1421
01:25:49,475 --> 01:25:50,275
♪

1422
01:25:59,309 --> 01:26:04,217
♪ Don't turn your back on me

1423
01:26:04,267 --> 01:26:08,175
♪ Don't walk away

1424
01:26:08,225 --> 01:26:13,259
♪ Only you
can show me what's ahead ♪

1425
01:26:13,309 --> 01:26:17,425
♪ Only you
can take me there ♪

1426
01:26:17,475 --> 01:26:19,841
♪ Take me there

1427
01:26:19,891 --> 01:26:22,883
♪ I'll follow you there

1428
01:26:22,933 --> 01:26:25,425
♪ Follow you there

1429
01:26:25,475 --> 01:26:29,008
♪ Follow you there

1430
01:26:29,058 --> 01:26:32,259
♪ I'll follow you there

1431
01:26:32,309 --> 01:26:35,133
♪ Follow you there

1432
01:26:35,183 --> 01:26:38,133
♪ Follow you there

1433
01:26:38,183 --> 01:26:43,342
♪ Don't turn your back on me
♪ I'll follow you there

1434
01:26:43,392 --> 01:26:47,259
♪ Don't let me down
♪ Follow you there

1435
01:26:47,309 --> 01:26:52,509
♪ Only you can show me what's
ahead ♪ ♪ I'll follow you there

1436
01:26:52,559 --> 01:26:57,758
♪ Only you can take me there
♪ Follow you there

1437
01:26:57,808 --> 01:26:58,608
♪

1438
01:27:08,100 --> 01:27:08,900
♪

1439
01:27:18,475 --> 01:27:19,275
♪

1440
01:27:28,975 --> 01:27:29,775
♪

1441
01:27:39,100 --> 01:27:39,900
♪

1442
01:27:49,475 --> 01:27:54,591
♪

1443
01:27:54,641 --> 01:27:58,475
♪

1444
01:28:11,100 --> 01:28:14,259
Please tell me that idiot's
stolen data worked.

1445
01:28:14,309 --> 01:28:16,633
Oh, it worked all right.

1446
01:28:16,683 --> 01:28:18,975
[growls]

1447
01:28:20,725 --> 01:28:23,350
Perfect.

1448
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:30,425
Take your money and get out.

1449
01:28:30,475 --> 01:28:33,342
Yeah, sure. Thanks.
Heh heh heh!

1450
01:28:33,392 --> 01:28:34,591
And hey, uh, listen.

1451
01:28:34,641 --> 01:28:37,342
Sorry about that whole
other unfortunate incident.

1452
01:28:37,392 --> 01:28:40,758
I was...
Shut up. Get out.

1453
01:28:40,808 --> 01:28:42,758
Sure.

1454
01:28:42,808 --> 01:28:45,641
[electronic beeping]

1455
01:28:48,225 --> 01:28:50,517
[growls]