(intro music)
- I know these weeks are dragging,
and some of you are probably itching
to get back into the office.
But I think one of the things about office life,
that we-ya know, maybe we miss is the comradery
ya know, between employees.
So I came up with some ideas.
You can take all your computers and phones
and go to a different spot in the house,
call it your break room where you can all eat
and talk together.
- I live in a split duplex with two acrobats
and an exterminator.
- Ya know, my wife can't stand any of your voices,
especially yours.
- Who is he pointing to?
- With all due respect sir, I am in a closet right now
I don't have a break room, I have four kids.
One two three four, I have five kids.
Five kids? Honey how many kids do we have?
- Okay all right, maybe next idea sir, please?
- Cool, ya know I thought about
where you guys like to mingle.
So I made you this, huh?
Its a water cooler.
- Oh were we supposed to be guessing?
- I would've said water jug,
would I have gotten a point for that?
- No no no no, its a water cooler, you know,
where you can stand around and talk about pop culture
and dish about the office.
- Mr. Bork I don't think we even
(together) have a water cooler.
- No no we had a fish tank.
- Hey, there's nothing wrong with
drinking out of a fish tank.
- (Mr. Bork) No, look watch watch.
Ill put it up on the screen and then just chat,
you can try.
(groaning)
Go ahead, like I'm not even here.
- But you are here
- (Mr. Bork) No, I'll put myself on mute okay?
- No but you can still hear us on mute,
that's not how it works.
- Listen, he's trying here, he's really trying.
- Hey, sorry I'm late, what have I missed?
Is that a water jug?
- No its a water cooler, but that was a good guess.
- We're supposed to talk around it,
ya know, like were back in the office
even though we don't, ya know, have one in the office.
- (Adam) Cool idea, cool idea, okay.
So what we watched on TV last night or something like that?
- Kinda redundant, since all we do is sit around and binge
drink and forget everything.
Ya know what I mean?
Its all folding one thing into the other
and what floor am I on, could I fall, where am I?
- Who's watching tiger king?
(group groans)
Um, we could talk about Mr. Bork?
Like you all do in the office.
Like Brad calls him Mr. Dork sometimes.
He's got that bald head- got bird crap on it.
Got a little bird poop hat, or looks like a bond villain.
Likes he's got that Dr. Evil thing going on here,
that's Austin Powers-What, what?
(laughter)
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