1 00:00:00,281 --> 00:00:02,781 (intro music) 2 00:00:09,770 --> 00:00:12,009 - I know these weeks are dragging, 3 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:13,449 and some of you are probably itching 4 00:00:13,450 --> 00:00:15,547 to get back into the office. 5 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:19,069 But I think one of the things about office life, 6 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:22,739 that we-ya know, maybe we miss is the comradery 7 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:24,223 ya know, between employees. 8 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,763 So I came up with some ideas. 9 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:33,419 You can take all your computers and phones 10 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:35,659 and go to a different spot in the house, 11 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:37,569 call it your break room where you can all eat 12 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:39,919 and talk together. 13 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,969 - I live in a split duplex with two acrobats 14 00:00:42,970 --> 00:00:44,469 and an exterminator. 15 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:48,886 - Ya know, my wife can't stand any of your voices, 16 00:00:48,887 --> 00:00:51,499 especially yours. 17 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,619 - Who is he pointing to? 18 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:55,829 - With all due respect sir, I am in a closet right now 19 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:58,599 I don't have a break room, I have four kids. 20 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,809 One two three four, I have five kids. 21 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:05,389 Five kids? Honey how many kids do we have? 22 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:09,059 - Okay all right, maybe next idea sir, please? 23 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:10,809 - Cool, ya know I thought about 24 00:01:10,810 --> 00:01:12,659 where you guys like to mingle. 25 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:17,513 So I made you this, huh? 26 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,923 Its a water cooler. 27 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:22,639 - Oh were we supposed to be guessing? 28 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,279 - I would've said water jug, 29 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,894 would I have gotten a point for that? 30 00:01:25,895 --> 00:01:29,489 - No no no no, its a water cooler, you know, 31 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:32,909 where you can stand around and talk about pop culture 32 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:34,499 and dish about the office. 33 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,200 - Mr. Bork I don't think we even 34 00:01:36,201 --> 00:01:38,819 (together) have a water cooler. 35 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:41,399 - No no we had a fish tank. 36 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,635 - Hey, there's nothing wrong with 37 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:44,594 drinking out of a fish tank. 38 00:01:44,595 --> 00:01:46,509 - (Mr. Bork) No, look watch watch. 39 00:01:46,510 --> 00:01:50,499 Ill put it up on the screen and then just chat, 40 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,899 you can try. 41 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,999 (groaning) 42 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,809 Go ahead, like I'm not even here. 43 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:57,784 - But you are here 44 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,179 - (Mr. Bork) No, I'll put myself on mute okay? 45 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:03,799 - No but you can still hear us on mute, 46 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,669 that's not how it works. 47 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:09,189 - Listen, he's trying here, he's really trying. 48 00:02:09,190 --> 00:02:11,936 - Hey, sorry I'm late, what have I missed? 49 00:02:11,937 --> 00:02:13,619 Is that a water jug? 50 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:17,346 - No its a water cooler, but that was a good guess. 51 00:02:17,347 --> 00:02:19,609 - We're supposed to talk around it, 52 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:21,369 ya know, like were back in the office 53 00:02:21,370 --> 00:02:23,937 even though we don't, ya know, have one in the office. 54 00:02:23,938 --> 00:02:25,719 - (Adam) Cool idea, cool idea, okay. 55 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,979 So what we watched on TV last night or something like that? 56 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:33,103 - Kinda redundant, since all we do is sit around and binge 57 00:02:33,104 --> 00:02:37,619 drink and forget everything. 58 00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:38,453 Ya know what I mean? 59 00:02:38,454 --> 00:02:41,199 Its all folding one thing into the other 60 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:46,200 and what floor am I on, could I fall, where am I? 61 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:49,380 - Who's watching tiger king? 62 00:02:50,235 --> 00:02:51,629 (group groans) 63 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:54,999 Um, we could talk about Mr. Bork? 64 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,139 Like you all do in the office. 65 00:02:56,140 --> 00:02:59,179 Like Brad calls him Mr. Dork sometimes. 66 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:02,498 He's got that bald head- got bird crap on it. 67 00:03:02,499 --> 00:03:05,489 Got a little bird poop hat, or looks like a bond villain. 68 00:03:05,490 --> 00:03:08,169 Likes he's got that Dr. Evil thing going on here, 69 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:10,463 that's Austin Powers-What, what? 70 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:15,177 (laughter) 71 00:03:18,317 --> 00:03:20,737 (Child Screaming) 72 00:03:20,738 --> 00:03:22,738 (Music) 73 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:33,895 (Child Screaming)